Why you simply must checkout Dad jokes about science in Birmingham What’s the best source for Vanuatu? H3: Funny Science Jokes for the Birmingham Scientist If you’re checking out Thinktank or geeking out at the University of Birmingham, here are some science-y dad jokes to make you chuckle: What do you call a dinosaur that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Science of Silliness Dad Jokes about Science…
Dad Jokes: The Science of Silliness Dad Jokes about Science Why did the chemist call helium “cute”? Because it makes his voice funny! What do you say to a physicist who’s had a long day? “Chill out!” Dad Jokes about Chill Out What do you call a frozen mathematician? An ice-calculator! Earth and November 28th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous Science Dad Jokes Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Because he wanted to DNA! Naughty Science Dad Jokes What did the naughty nucleus say to the electron? “Hey, I’ve got my own protons, thanks!” Punny Jokes What do you call a doctor […]
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Dad Jokes: A Scientific Shenanigan Science Gags Why did the scientist get lost? Because he took the wrong hypothesis and got turned around! What do you call a baseball player who’s always losing? A science-fiction fan! (Sports Laughs) Hair-Raising Puns What do you call a hair follicle that’s always in trouble? A follicle-ish offender! Why […]
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Why Star Trek: Voyager in Nix? Satire, Star Trek: Voyager, etc… Voyager in the Political Arena In a controversial move that has sent shockwaves through the Starfleet community, Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager has announced her intention to run for the office of President of the United Federation of Planets. Political pundits are […]
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Get Ready for a Dad Joke Extravaganza! The Expanse: Dad Joke Edition Why did the Belter refuse to buy the razor? Because he couldn’t find a razor that was “s” rated. Why should you never give Holden a mushroom? Because he’ll just spore-gate you. Shade-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a Shade who’s always […]
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Come Hither, Science and Silliness Seekers! Science Dad Joke: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Science-Hip Dad Joke: What do you call a scientist who studies hippos? A hipp-ologist! Lymph Node Pun: What do you call a swollen lymph node? An “I can’t breathe” situation. December 16th Pun: Why is December […]
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Dad Joke Delights: Groaningly Good and Laugh-Out-Loud Gems Rap-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a rapper who’s always broke? A hip-hop-less. Why did the rapper get a computer science degree? To learn how to write dope beats. Tech and Geek Humor Why did the tech geek get lost in the code? Because he didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate Stargate Atlantis Jokes What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.” Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed. How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Prepare yourself for a cosmically funny journey through the darkest corners of dad humor. Dad Joke: Dark Matter Why won’t astronauts travel to the dark side of the moon? Because there’s no dark matter! Dad Joke: Gen X and Dark Matter If Gen Xers are the invisible generation, are they […]
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Devilish Dad Jokes: Satan’s Side-Splitting Humor The Devil’s Not-So-Holy Humor Why did the Devil get a library card? To check out “Hell’s Bells”! Tech-Savvy Satan What’s the Devil’s favorite programming language? “HellScript”! Gallstones and December Dilemma Why did the gallbladder get mad at December 2nd? Because it was “too galling”! Knocking on Hell’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Looking for a chuckle? Here’s a roundup of dad jokes that will either make you groan or laugh out loud. Bad Dad Jokes “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” … Fsh. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?” … Because he was outstanding […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Mishpacha Mashgiach Jokes Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To get to the kosher side. What’s a Mashgiach’s favorite exercise? Squats for the Shechinah. Pun Jokes What do you call a nosey fanny? A rectum-mender. What do you call an unemployed turkey on the 26th of November? Turkey outta […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pituitary Gland Edition Pituitary Jokes Why did the pituitary gland get lost? Because it couldn’t find its head. What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always stuck at the back of the line? A procrastin-uitary gland. Pituitary Gland and DEI How does the pituitary gland promote DEI? By ensuring that everyone […]
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