French near Salivary glands Get French in Salivary glands, read on… Pithy Version: “My opponent: ‘As French as a croissant.’ Me: ‘More like a baguette, with a hint of dad jokes’.” Bonus Joke: What’s a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad TL;DR: Dad jokes are corny, silly, and […]
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Why Larissa for Romance and Stupid Jokes? Stupid Jokes, Romance, and more… A Captivating Romance in the Political Arena Amidst the fiery debates and impassioned speeches, a touch of romance stole the show. A candidate with a charming wit remarked, “My opponent resembles a fragrant rose, devoid of thorns, yet adorned with a bouquet of […]
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Why Donald Trump in Esophagus? Donald Trump, DEI, and more Q: What’s Donald Trump’s favorite joke? A: Why did he cross the road? To prove he’s the best negotiator in the world. Q: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a good listener? A: A good listener waits until you’re finished talking before interrupting. Q: […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes: Cool as Ice Cream! Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call an ice cream that’s too big to eat? Cone-undrum! Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it was melting and needed a cone shot! Highkey Ice Cream Joke: What do you call an ice cream that’s always right? Highkey […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Alternative Lifestyle Crowd Get ready for a wave of groan-worthy yet hilarious dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a same-sex couple who gets married in a bowling alley? A strike-ing duo! Why did the non-binary person take a No Cap exam? […]
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Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any blood-y GPS! – What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A Gumjob! Sip-Related Blood Joke – What do you call a vampire who likes to drink tea? A Sip-and-Bite! Kidney/December 27th Pun Joke […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes about Cardinals What do you call a cardinal who always leaves early? A dip-out. Why did the cardinal leave the priesthood? Because he was dipping out on his duties. Pun Joke What do you call a blood vessel that’s always cold? A vein-icicle! What […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Guide to Hilarious Puns and Groan-Worthy Gems Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes Why don’t fathers like dad jokes? Because they’re groan-ups. Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a dad joke about food? A condiment. Puns What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: What do you call a Soul food dish that’s so good, it makes the angels sing? Turkey in the pew! Why don’t they like Soul food at the racetrack? Because the chicken always comes last! Soul Food and Historical Humor: What did Abraham Lincoln say when he […]
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Hold Your Splines for a Slew of Dad Jokes Get ready for a spleen-tingling experience with these rib-tickling dad jokes! Spleen-tastic Jokes What organ is the most athletic? The spleen, because it plays with your red and white cells! Why did the spleen get lost in Ohio? Because it didn’t have any Buckeyes! Gallbladder/Christmas Shenanigans […]
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Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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