Dad Jokes for the Green-Thumbed and Gen Alpha Gardening Dad Jokes Why did the gardener plant a fake rose bush? To fool all the neigh-bulbs! What do you call a kid who loves to pull weeds? A little sprout-master! Gen Alpha Gardening Jokes Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like gardening? > Because they’re too busy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad-spiration for Gen Alpha Bishop Dad…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad-spiration for Gen Alpha Bishop Dad Jokes Why did Bishop cross the road? To get to the other diocese-side! What do you call a Bishop who’s always late? A procrastin-ation! Iapetus/October 21st Pun Joke On October 21st, who’s the most important moon? Ian-pet-us! Bishop Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bishop. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for! What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?) Pun-ishingly Bad […]
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Why you simply must checkout Brother/Sister: A member of a religious order who has taken vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience. in Bangladesh Brother/Sister: A member of a religious order who has taken vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience., Gen Alpha, etc… The Influence of Siblings on Gen Alpha near Bangladesh Spiritual Guide and Mentorship […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Dad Joke about Non-Binary Why did the non-binary person get lost? Because they didn’t know which way to gender. Dad Joke about Non-Binary and Gen Alpha What do you call a non-binary Gen Alpha kid? A non-bin-ary superstar. Pun Joke about Mouth What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Beverage Bonanza for All Ages Beverage Bonanza Why did the coffee run away? Because it was hot on its heels! What do you call a soda that’s been in the sun for too long? A sun-soda! Gen Alpha Buzz What do you call a Gen Alpha kid who loves tea? A […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes Yoga Jokes Why was the yogi afraid of doing downward dog? Because he thought he’d fall on his…bottom! Gen Alpha yoga is all about “zen-scrolling” and “namaste-selfies.” Pun Jokes What do you call a hemorrhoid with a bad attitude? A “pain in the a**hole.” December 12th […]
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Fear of Spiders: A Dad Joke Extravaganza for Arachnophobes Calling all arachnophobes! Join us for a hilarious dive into the world of spider-related dad jokes. Get ready to cringe and chuckle in equal measure. Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders Why did the arachnophobe scream when he saw a fly? Because it was a black widow in […]
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Dad Jokes: The Soup Kitchen of Humor Soup Jokes: Why did the soup run away from the spoon? Because it was afraid of being eaten! What do you call soup that’s always on the run? Alphabet soup! Gen Alpha Soup Joke: Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like soup? Because it’s not digitally native. Pun Joke: […]
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Out-of-This-World Dad Jokes: Exploring the Stellar Humor of Battlestar Galactica Battlestar Dadactica: Star-Crossed Puns “Why don’t Cylons play poker?” “Because they always cheat!” “What do you call a Battlestar Galactica pilot who loves to party?” “A Viper Squad Thrower!” Puns on the Surface of Titania “Why is it so easy to conquer Titania?” “Because it’s […]
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Laugh Like a Dad with These Corny Yet Delightful Dad Jokes What Do You Call a Soldier Who’s Always Tired? A grunt. Gen Alpha Dad Joke: What does a Gen Alpha soldier call a difficult assignment? A code red, white & blue! Punny Uranus-ity: Why was Uranus in trouble? Because it was exposed! Knock-Knock, Who’s […]
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Prepare to Roll Your Eyes at These Dad Jokes National Level Jokes Why did the National Level get lost? Because it couldn’t find its level. What do you call Gen Alpha kids who are trying to get into the National Level? Level heads. Lung/November 13th Joke What do you call a lung on November 13th? […]
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Paws-itively Punny Dad Jokes Calling all dog lovers and pun enthusiasts! Grab your favorite Labrador paw-tner and get ready for a side-splitting adventure of canine-inspired dad jokes. Labrador Retrievers: The Ultimate Dad Joke Targets Why are Labrador Retrievers the best comedians? Because they’re always fetching a laugh! What do you get when you cross a […]
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Dad Jokes: Why They’re the Worst, and Yet the Best Plumbing Puns Why did the plumber have a hard time understanding Gen Alpha? Because they kept talking about “pipes” instead of “Tubes.” Umbriel and November Jokes What do you call a dark and frosty moon? An Umbriel-ella! Why did November 3rd get a traffic ticket? […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Storm! Mimas Jokes Why did Mimas go to therapy? Because it was feeling Saturn-ated. Gen Alpha: Dad, what’s Mimas? Dad: It’s Saturn’s little space satellite. Puns Why did the spinal cord cross the road? To get to the other spinal cord! What do you call a gravestone on October 29th? […]
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