Dad Jokes Galore! Hey there, dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a knee-slapping adventure filled with groan-inducing and laugh-out-loud funny dad jokes. Deacon Jokes Why did Deacon wear a bulletproof vest to the grocery store? To avoid being “shot” in the checkout line! Why did Deacon get a loan from the bank? To “gas” himself […]
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Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why…
Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why did Leonardo da Vinci always wake up tired? Because he was up all night inventing things! What do you call a celebrity who’s always in a bad mood? Kanye Grumpyest! GOAT Gaffe Why did the GOAT wear sunglasses? So it wouldn’t be recognized by the […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) State Senator Shenanigans Why did the State Senator cross the road? – To get to the other side of the aisle! Redneck State Senator Shenanigans What do you call a State Senator with a straw hat and a toothpick? – The Senator-General of Pickup Trucks! Punderful Delights […]
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Pulmonary Puns and Gut-Busting Dad Jokes on Organs Lungs: The O2 Champs Why are lungs so bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always breathing heavily! What do you call lungs that tell lame jokes? Oxygen-deprived punchlines! Lungs and Stupid Jokes Why did the lungs go to the hospital? Because they were wheezing with […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Grape Jokes What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “It’s all wine!” Yo mamma’s so clumsy, she stepped on a grape and turned it into a raisin! Muscle and December 24th Jokes What do you call a muscle that won’t stop growing? A […]
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Get Ready for the Silliest Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Hear Liver Laughs What do you call a liver that’s always making jokes? A liver-tickler! Why did the Gen Z liver get so mad? Because it couldn’t handle all the “liver-streamers” it had to process! Pun Time What do you call a computer virus that attacks […]
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Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Dad Jokes: Pug-nacious Humor for the Canine Connoisseur Pug Jokes Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other Pug-side. What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A Wicker-pugger. Tear Duct/December 23rd Puns What do you call tear ducts that are always crying? December 23rd (tear-jerker). Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If you’re an engineer, prepare yourself for some groan-inducing dad jokes! Dad Joke about Engineer: What do you call an engineer who’s always getting into trouble? A problem solver! Dad Joke about Engineer and Homey: Engineer and Homey were building a house, and Engineer kept messing […]
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Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Nereid What do you call a Nereid who loves to dig? Dig-it-all-is! Why did the Nereid get hired at the construction site? Because she was Dig-it-ally qualified! Pun Jokes Why did the epiglottis get lost on December 22nd? Because it couldn’t remember where it was […]
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Calling All Dad Jokesters! Get Ready for a Laugh-a-Palooza Dad Jokes About Hobbies What do you call a hobby that involves driving in circles? A roundabout. Why did the knitting enthusiast quit? Because they kept dropping stitches. Groovy Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a hippie with a math nerd? A square […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Why did the Cylon go to the hardware store? To buy some nuts and bolts. Why did the Viper pilot refuse to eat cereal? Because it was full of bugs! Ghosted Dad Joke: Why are Cylon raiders like bad dates? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition Musical-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a musical instrument that can’t play? A rest! Why was the trumpet sad? Because it was in the wrong key! OK Boomer-Related Musical Jokes What do you call a baby boomer who loves musicals? A geezer with a Newsies crush! Why did the […]
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Get Ready to Groan: A Dad Joke Extravaganza! Gibbon Gibberish: Why did the Gibbon go to college? To learn how to swing from degree to degree. What do you call a Gibbon who’s always telling jokes? A totally apealling comedian. Titanic Puns and Knock-Knocks: Did you hear about the Titanic sinking? It was a catastrophe… […]
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