Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Triton Why did Triton get kicked out of the ocean? Because he was being a little tide-ious! Triton and Turnt Dad Joke What do you call a Triton who’s always partying? A sea-turntle! Pun: Gums or December 28th What do you call a Christmas tree […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting…
Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Dive into Laughter with Hilarious Dad Jokes: A Swimming Humorfest Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer wear goggles? Because they couldn’t see where they were going! The Man and Swimming Dad Joke: Why did The Man jump into the swimming pool? To make a big splash in the world! Dione or December 22nd Pun […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Deimos Dad Jokes Why did Deimos cross the road? To get to the other Mars! What do you call a Deimos that’s always playing fetch? A Scoot-mobile! December 18th Pun What do you call someone born on December 18th? A Sagittar-Eustachian tube! Deimos Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Larynx Laughs Why did the larynx lose its voice? Because it had a sore throat! What do you call a larynx that loves vegetables? A veg-out-ary gland! Small Intestine Surprise What do you call a small intestine that’s always causing trouble? A duodenum-head! December 13th Puns What […]
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Prepare to Groan and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Every Occassion Horror-ble Puns What do you call a ghost with no legs? A sheet. Take a chill pill… before the ice cream truck arrives. Brain-y Puns What do you call a zombie who asks riddles? A brain teaser. Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Let’s Hop into Some Frog-tastic and Digging-ly Hilarious Dad Jokes Frog-gy Dad Jokes: Why did the frog get arrested? Because he croaked the law! What do you call a frog that digs holes? A hop-a-long undertaker! Digging-Related Pun: What did the shovel say to the hole? Dig me! Frog Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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I’m Jazz’d for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes! Jazzin’ It Up Why did the jazz musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little blue. What do you call a jazz musician with no shoes? A flats player. Swingin’ with Homey Why did Homey the Clown join a jazz band? Because he wanted to play […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Disaster Relief Workers and Beyond Dad Joke about Disaster Relief Workers Why are disaster relief workers so good at solving problems? Because they’re experts in knot-ty situations. Parenting Pun about Disaster Relief Workers What do you call a disaster relief worker who’s also a parent? A disaster “mom-agement” […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Paw-sitively Hilarious Dad Jokes Pawsitive Canine Dad Jokes Why did the dog go to doggy school? To learn how to sit, stay, and roll over! Why did the salty dog need to see a therapist? Because he was barking mad! Pawsome Puns What do you call a month that’s filled with holidays? Dionember! Why don’t […]
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Prepare to Laugh: The Most Corny Yet Hilarious Dad Jokes Ever! Meditation Why did the meditating yogi become a comedian? Because he found inner peace through laughter! Satire: Why don’t meditating satirists need a mic? They can project their Zen jokes with their third eye! Puns What do you call a mermaid who’s always cleaning […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Devilish Delights Why do demons make terrible neighbors? Because they’re always raising hell! What do you call a friendly devil? Homey! Pun-derful Pranks Why did Miranda get arrested on November 29th? Because she was caught doing a jig on a turkey! Knock-Knock Who’s There? Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Prepare yourself for a side-splitting journey into the realm of dad jokes, where the puns are cornier than a bag of popcorn and the knock-knocks will leave you rolling on the floor! Mufti Jokes Why did the mufti get lost? Because he couldn’t find his fatwas! What […]
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