Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest, Cheesiest, Yet Hilarious Collection Mystery Dad Jokes Why did the ? disappear? Because it was a mystery! Why did the Squad go to the haunted house? To solve the mystery of the missing cookies! Nose Puns Why is December 18th the most fragrant day of the year? Because it’s “nosey-day”! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun enthusiast who loves surfboards? A tubular shooter!” Pun Intended: From Bronchi […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dad, and the Hilarious Dad Joke High Alert: Squirrel Monkey What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s always running? A rush hour! Why did the squirrel monkey get a job at the music studio? Because he was a real “bussin’ musician!” Punny Delights Why were the December 15th and […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes Yoga Jokes Why was the yogi afraid of doing downward dog? Because he thought he’d fall on his…bottom! Gen Alpha yoga is all about “zen-scrolling” and “namaste-selfies.” Pun Jokes What do you call a hemorrhoid with a bad attitude? A “pain in the a**hole.” December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Non-Mainstream Relationship Dept. Why did the hipster couple move to the suburbs? Because they wanted to be non-conformists in a mainstream setting. What do you call a long-distance relationship with a jive talker? A “five-and-dime” relationship. Punny Business What do you call a lymph vessel that’s […]
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Fun with Dad Jokes: From the Mundane to the Hilarious Local Government Jokes Why did the city council ban skateboarding? Because they were tired of all the wheeling and dealing! What do you call a mayor who can’t spell? A typo-grapher! Brat-Based Jokes Why did the bratty kid get arrested? For churlish behavior! Puns What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Accountants: The MVPs of Dad Jokes What do you call an accountant who’s always up for a good time? A balance-sheet party animal! Why did the accountant fail the vibe check? Because he was always auditing himself. Kidney Puns: A Punchline to Your Health What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Hilariously Bad and Brilliantly Good Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Amusement-Seeking Verve-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a monkey with a drum? A vervet drummer! What do you call a group of monkeys on a mission? A vervet squad! Navel-Gazing Nonsense What do you call a navel that looks like a belly button? […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good to Hilarious Relationship Dad Jokes: What do you call a relationship with a lot of ups and downs? A rollercoaster of emotions! Why didn’t the boyfriend want to go out with his girlfriend? Because she was no cap relatable! Pun Joke: Why did the belly button get arrested? Because it was holding […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Corny and Hilarious Humor Dad Jokes about Group Marriage Why are group marriages so successful? Because they have a lot of support. What do you call a group marriage where everyone speaks jive? A poly-jive-ony. Despina/December 7th Pun Joke What do you call a group marriage between Despina and […]
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