Ayatollah: A high-ranking Shi’a religious leader. near Grand Forks Found it! Far out in Grand Forks In the heart of the Great Plains, where the Red River meanders through the tranquil landscape of Grand Forks, the presence of Ayatollahs, esteemed Shia religious leaders, may not be immediately apparent. Yet, their profound influence permeates the lives […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Hey there, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of cringe-worthy and hilarious dad jokes that will leave you wondering if laughter is contagious. Alternative Relationship Jokes Why did the alternative relationship break up? Because one of them was an anarchist punk, and the other […]
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Calling All Dad Jokesters! Get Ready for a Laugh-a-Palooza Dad Jokes About Hobbies What do you call a hobby that involves driving in circles? A roundabout. Why did the knitting enthusiast quit? Because they kept dropping stitches. Groovy Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a hippie with a math nerd? A square […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cardiac Conundrum Cardiovascular Chucklers Why is cardiovascular exercise so good for you? Because it’s a hard act to follow! What do you call a groovy workout? A disco-vascular exercise! Planetary Puns What planet is the best for dancing? Jupiter, because it’s always groovy! What day of the year is the best for […]
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Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day! Dad Jokes about Hyperion Why did Hyperion cross the road? To get to the other side of the universe. What’s groovy about Hyperion? Its music is out of this world! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a robot with a lazy dog? A Glottis-bot! Why did Hyperion get […]
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Dad Jokes for the Weaving Savvy Weaving Jokes “What do you call a weaver who’s always happy? A thread-head!” “Why don’t spiders work as weavers? They spin a web and then bounce away!” Groovy Weaving Jokes “Why did the weaver wear bell-bottoms? To make groovy curtains!” “What do you get when you cross a groovy […]
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Dad Jokes: Androgynous Ain’t Funny… Until You Read These! Androgynous Amazement Q: What do you call an androgynous rock singer? A: David Bowie! Q: What do you call an androgynous astronaut? A: Major Tom-boy! Far Out Dadisms Q: What do you call an androgynous hippie? A: Phoebe Cates’ mate! November 7th Blunders Q: Why did […]
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Dad’s Knee-Slappers: Groovy Japanese Hijinks Japanese-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the Japanese farmer get lost? Because he didn’t have his map-ping. What do you call a Japanese person who’s always happy? Sumo-time! Groovy Japanese Dad Jokes Why did the Japanese hippie say “groovy”? Because he was “far out” with his shuriken! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Grotesque and Hilarious Hillarity Snackalicious Dad Jokes What do you call a broken bag of Doritos? “Nacho problem!” What did the cheese say to the cracker? “You got me wrapped around your finger!” Groovy Snack Jokes Why did the hippie burn his popcorn? Because it was far out! Bladder or October 29th Puns […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groovy History’s Dad Jokes Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids? Because they wanted to cool off in the shade! What do you call a Roman soldier with a cold? A congested legionnaire! Groovy Dad Joke Why did the hippies lose their jobs? Because they kept getting busted! […]
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