Discover the Dadly Depth of History’s Humor History Jokes for History Buffs What did the ancient Romans call a soggy chariot? Aqua-wheelie! Why couldn’t the Romans play poker? Because they always folded first! Musically Hilarious History Puns What do you call the river of rock and roll? The Styx! Why did December 3rd wear blue […]
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Dad Jokes: Spooky Edition Horror Dad Joke Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any bat-tery. Historical Horror Dad Joke What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A tard-geist. Nix/December 1st Pun What’s something that’s nix in December? A snow job! Knock-Knock Horror Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor. Igor […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate History Hilariousness Dad Jokes about History Why did the history buff bring a ladder to the battle? To scale the walls, of course! Ohio Dad Joke What do you call a historian from Akron? A rubberneck! Kidney Pun What do you call a doctor who always gets thirsty? A kidney bean! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Best of the Bunch Calling all pun-thusiasts and masters of dad humor! Get ready for a journey into the realm of hilarious and not-so-hilarious jokes that will make you groan and chuckle alike. Food Humor What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Hiss With Delight Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes: What do you call a snake that’s afraid of heights? A vertigo-viper! Why did the snake cross the library? To borrow some ophidiophobias! Ophidiophobia Historical Humor: In ancient Egypt, they had a special hieroglyph for “snake fear.” It looked like a trembling man […]
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Hold Your Sides: Dad Jokes Galore! Polygyny Jokes Why did the polygamist accuse his wife of lying? Because she had four of his stories straight! Historical Humor: In ancient Egypt, Pharaohs had multiple wives because they believed in the pyramid system. Pun Jokes What do you call a gallbladder with a bad attitude? A bitter […]
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Dad Jokes: The Quirkiest Collection You’ll Encounter Futurama Dad Jokes Why did Bender get lost in space? Because he followed the sun like an idiot! What do you call a Futurama character who’s always lying? A No Cap’n! Puns What do you call a large intestine that’s always causing trouble? A pain in the colon! […]
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Enter the World of Hilarious Dad Jokes For those who appreciate the finer art of groan-worthy humor, welcome to the realm of Dad Jokes! We’ve gathered a few gems related to the adrenaline-pumping world of rappelling and other topics that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Dad Jokes About Rappelling Why did the rappeller […]
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Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn the Tables: “Why did the husband say he couldn’t fix the marriage? Because he was at his wit’s lend.” “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you want is a royal flush. But after a while, you just learn to play […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Phobos-tastic Puns: What do you call Phobos when it’s feeling angry? An “irate potato.” Historical Humor: “Phobos has a habit of making his enemies ‘Mars-upial.’” Urethra-ly Puns: What do you call a urinary tract infection that occurs on November 6th? A “pissing contest.” Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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DAD JOKES: A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OF LAUGHS Walking Dead Dad Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about The Walking Dead? What do you call a zombie who loves to sing? A “ghoul-tarist”! What do you get when you cross The Walking Dead with historical humor? A “zombified” version of the Boston Tea Party! Punny Jokes […]
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Prepare for the Corniest Jokes and Get Ready to Groan! Dad Jokes About History at Your Service Dad Jokes: Historical Hijinks What do you call a historian who only studies the history of jokes? A punch-lineologist. Skibidi Rizz for Dad Jokes Why couldn’t the ancient Roman legionnaires tell jokes? Because they were too serious and […]
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Prepare Yourself for Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes Central! Dad Jokes for the Genderfluid: What do you call a genderfluid potato? A french fry! Why did the genderfluid person cross the road? To see their other side! Historical Humor: In ancient Rome, gladiators were often genderfluid. They were known as “gladio-lus-ors” and fought in both male and […]
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Laugh Out Loud: The Ultimate Dad Joke Roundup Dad Jokes About the Wild West Joke 1: Why did the cowboy get fired from the saloon? Because he wasn’t a very good shot! Joke 2: What do you call a horse that’s always running into things? A neigh-borhood hazard! Historical Dad Jokes Joke 3: Why was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes and Groan (in a Good Way) Poodle-licious Puns What do you call a poodle who’s always in trouble? A tail-ender! Why did the poodle get lost in the park? Because it was a standard deviation from the rest. Jive-Talkin’ Poodles Why did the poodle join a […]
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