Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Doberman Pinscher Jokes Why…
Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Doberman Pinscher Jokes Why are Doberman Pinschers bad at math? Because they always fall asunder! What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that loves to learn? A pup-il! Oil Gland/December 15th Pun What do oil glands and December 15th have in common? They both produce a slick! Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid of patterns of holes, known as trypophobia, here’s a “hole”-some joke to lighten your mood: Why did the trypophobe get a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because they wanted to face their fears “hole”-heartedly! And if your vibe check reveals a case of trypophobia, here’s another gem: […]
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Knock Knock: The Dad Joke Extravaganza for the Whole Family Rottweiler Riddles Why did the Rottweiler get lost? *Because he didn’t have a collar! What do you call a Rottweiler that can take down a dragon? *A Slay Rott! Skin and December 14th Puns What do you call a drummer with no skin? *A bonehead! […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated! Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others! Phoebe-buns and December Antics What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns! Why was December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: International Cuisine Edition Hungry for Dad Jokes? If you need a laugh, look no further! We’ve got a smorgasbord of dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. International Cuisine Jokes What do you call a French chef who’s always in a hurry? A “créme brûlée brulee!” Why did […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Fam-Soy! Soy-Sauce Jokes Why did the soy sauce go to the beach? To catch some rays! What did the soy sauce say to the grumpy sandwich? “You’re a meat-y!” Punny Jokes What do you call a guy with no, well, you-know-what? December 7th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock! Who’s there? Soy […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Bend Over Backwards for Love Jokes Why did the gymnast break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t bend over backwards enough for her! What do you call a couple that’s always fighting over the remote? A road rage relationship! Car and Road Jokes How do you fix a […]
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Dad Jokes: Grain-tastic Humor for the Whole Family Grain Jokes: What do you call a grain that’s always in a good mood? A hap-pea! Why did the farmer get lost in his corn field? Because he couldn’t find the kernel! Food and Drink Jokes: What’s the difference between a grain of rice and a grain […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Paddle Power: Kayaking Jokes that Won’t Sink Kayaking Joke: Why did the kayaker get lost? Because he couldn’t kayak straight! Workplace Wit Kayaking Joke: Boss: “Where were you yesterday?” Employee: “I was out kayaking.” Boss: “Well, paddle faster next time. You missed work!” Ganymede Jest: […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: Pastors, Pun-derful Puns, and Educational Antics Pastor Puns Why is the pastor always so well-dressed? Because he’s a clergy-man! What do you call a pastor who’s always on time? A watch-pastor! Pastor and Education Why was the pastor so bad at math? Because he always confused his sermons with […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Mishpacha Mashgiach Jokes Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To get to the kosher side. What’s a Mashgiach’s favorite exercise? Squats for the Shechinah. Pun Jokes What do you call a nosey fanny? A rectum-mender. What do you call an unemployed turkey on the 26th of November? Turkey outta […]
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Bread Head-Scratchers for the Whole Loaf Bread-y Dad Jokes – Why did the bread cross the road? To get to the other yeast! – What do you call a bread that’s always in the wrong place? A mistuke! Politically Incorrect Bread Jokes – Why did the old bread get upset? Because it was too stale […]
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Ape-aling Dad Jokes for the Whole Family About That Orangutan… Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle! What do you call an orangutan with a limp? * An orangutang! Hip-po-potamus Humor What do you call a hippo with no legs? * A hip-po-flattenus! Punny Puns What do you […]
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Glory Hole Guffaws and Other Dad Joke Delights Glory Hole Groaners What do you call a glory hole in the woods? A beaver’s secret stash! Why did the driver park his car in a glory hole? Because it needed some muffler love! Venus and Punny October Why was Venus jealous of October 28th? Because Venus […]
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