Why you simply must checkout Dad jokes about science in Birmingham What’s the best source for Vanuatu? H3: Funny Science Jokes for the Birmingham Scientist If you’re checking out Thinktank or geeking out at the University of Birmingham, here are some science-y dad jokes to make you chuckle: What do you call a dinosaur that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of…
Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of Misadventures What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A disco fowl! Here’s a twist related to “Catch you on the flip side”: What do you say to a turkey on a merry-go-round? Catch you on the flip side! Pun-derful Nerves or December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Silliness About Brothers and Sisters… Knock knock. Who’s there? Little brother. Little brother who? I’m not sure, but he’s definitely my little brother! What do you call a brother who loves to dance? Sister Slamdunk The Jive Talkin’ Brother What do you call a brother who’s always grooving? Soul brother! […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Guide to Hilarious Puns and Groan-Worthy Gems Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes Why don’t fathers like dad jokes? Because they’re groan-ups. Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a dad joke about food? A condiment. Puns What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Quencher for Your Thirsty Brain Juice-y Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s a little too sweet? A-soda-licious! Why did the orange juice blush? Because it was totally pulped! Earth-Shattering Puns What do you get when you combine Earth with December 13th? A merry Earthquake! Knock-knock on Juice’s Door Knock, […]
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Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season Dim Jokes About Deimos Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas! What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick! Deimos and the Turnt Crowd Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Agender Agender-Related Jokes What do you call an agender person who’s always organizing things? A sort(a) manager! Why did the agender adult get a driver’s license? To become a gender-fluid operator! Pun Joke What do you call an agender person with a stomachache? A gastro…neutral! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter” Home Cooking Dad Jokes Why did the chef throw out the recipe? Because it was a mis-steak! What do you call a hip bone with no meat on it? A hip-ster! Aquatically Inclined Pun Why did Ariel get a cavity? Because she ate too much December 2nd! […]
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Dad Jokes: Brewtally Bad to Side-Splittingly Funny Beverage Bonanza Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Health-Conscious Quenchers How do you make a healthy pizza? By giving it a shaker with a salad! Why did the juice go to the hospital? Because it […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day Food Preparation Shenanigans “What do you call a chef who’s always getting into trouble? A ‘spoonerism.’” “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!” Scoot’s Culinary Expedition “Why don’t they let Scoot cook lasagna? Because he always makes it scoot too fast!” Puns Galore […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, “I’m So Done” Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith attack Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their Atlantis-hands on some ZPMs! What do you call a Stargate that can only dial Earth? A homestead gate! Basic Dad Jokes What did the fisher-gate say when he caught […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Bishop Jokes What do you call a bishop who’s always late? A procrastin-bishop! Why did the bishop get a clap back? Because he said mass without a microphone! Tongue Pun What do you call a tongue that’s always in trouble? A slip of the tongue! Bishop […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle Dione-themed Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost in space? Because she couldn’t find her moon! What do you call a Dione who’s always joking? A satellite comedian! Basic Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? […]
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