Dad Jokes for Days: From Cartilage to Knock-Knocks Cartilage Conundrums Why did the cartilage get fired from its job? Because it couldn’t support its own weight! Workplace Wit: Why did the cartilage put in for a raise? Because it felt underappreciated for all its hard work! Alveoli and November Pun-derments What do you call tiny […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: The Beetle Edition Beetle Jokes, Eh? Why was the Beetle so popular in the 1960s? Because it was a real groovy ride! What do you call a Beetle that’s always late? A slowpoke-mobile! Beetle-rific Literary Jokes What’s the literary Beetle’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Tempest,” because it’s all about a beetle that […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Dive into the World of Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Rollercoaster of Puns and Chuckles! Take Flight with Plane-Tastic Puns Why did the plane go to the chiropractor? It needed to get its wings adjusted! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A grounded dad joke. Rad-tastic Plane Jokes Why don’t they […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Alternative Lifestyle Crowd Get ready for a wave of groan-worthy yet hilarious dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a same-sex couple who gets married in a bowling alley? A strike-ing duo! Why did the non-binary person take a No Cap exam? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes about Cardinals What do you call a cardinal who always leaves early? A dip-out. Why did the cardinal leave the priesthood? Because he was dipping out on his duties. Pun Joke What do you call a blood vessel that’s always cold? A vein-icicle! What […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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