Knock-knock Jokes: The X-Files Edition Q: Knock, knock. A: Mulder. Q: Mulder who? A: Mulder-rated case that’s been x-amined and ready for the public. Food-and-Drink Jokes: The X-Files Condiment Q: What’s Mulder’s favorite condiment? A: Spatulater sauce. Punny Jokes: Despina November What do you call a dog who works for the FBI on November 27th? […]
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Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes That Miss the Mark Relationship…
Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes That Miss the Mark Relationship Jokes That Break the Mold What do you call a relationship where one person is always right? A dictatorship. What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 20 pounds. (Ouch!) Kerberos/November 6th Pun Why did Kerberos wag its tail on November 6th? Because […]
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Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Break the Dad Joke Mold Relationship Dad Joke That Breaks the Mold: “Why did the relationship end? Because they were always right next to each other, and the friction was too great.” Relationship Dad Joke About School and Education That Breaks the Mold: “What do you call a relationship where one […]
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Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes Galore: A Hilarious Guide for the Arithmophobic Prepare yourself for a numerical nightmare with these rib-tickling dad jokes that will make you question your fear of numbers. On Arithmophobia and Gnarly What do you call a fear of gnarly numbers? Arithm gnarly phobia! What’s the difference between an arithmophobe and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Reggae, Pun, and Knock-Knock Edition Reggae Dad Jokes Why did the reggae singer get a new guitar strap? Because the old one was out of tune! What do you call a reggae song that’s always out of key? A Jamaican jam jar! Classic Dad Joke Reggae Twist What do you call a […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Sci-Fi, Puns, and Knock-Knock Antics for the Young at Heart Sci-Fi Shenanigans: Sci-Fi Dad Joke: Why did the alien cross the highway? To get to the other planet! Basic Dad Joke: What did the Star Wars fan say when he tripped? “I have a bad feeling about this!” Punny […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: From Cartilage to Knock-Knocks Cartilage Conundrums Why did the cartilage get fired from its job? Because it couldn’t support its own weight! Workplace Wit: Why did the cartilage put in for a raise? Because it felt underappreciated for all its hard work! Alveoli and November Pun-derments What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis! Tongue/November 23rd Pun Why did the tongue drink all the […]
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Daddy’s Little Quips: Dad Jokes on Baby-Making Knock-Knock Who’s there? Maisy. Maisy who? Maisy well, if you keep making babies! Urethra Shenanigans Why did the baby have to pee? Because it was urethra thing to do! November 22nd Follies What do you get when you cross a dad and Thanksgiving leftovers? A baby with a […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Maltese Lovers! Maltese Jokes Joke 1: What do you call a Maltese that loves to sing? A “howling” Maltese! Joke 2: Why did the Maltese get lost in the woods? Because it was following a scents-y trail! Punny Jokes Joke 3: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Work, Puns, and Knock-Knock Work-Related Dad Joke Why did the employee get promoted to manager? Because they were outstanding in the field! OK Boomer Dad Joke What do you call a millennial who refuses to work overtime? An “OK Boomer”! Hydra Pun Joke Why did Hydra get fired from […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Knock-Knock Who’s There? Agoraphobia About That Agoraphobia Thing: – Why did the agoraphobic cross the road? To get to the other side of the panic room. – What do you call an agoraphobic with no friends? A loneranger. Puns That’ll Make You Groan: – What did the artery say to the blood […]
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Dad jokes about history near Malawi Where to find Sports Laughs in Malawi? In the annals of Malawi’s past, a mischievous twist of fate unfolded. Like a jester’s punchline, a renowned figure once quipped, “Our history resembles a badly told joke—awash in unexpected turns, twists, and a punchline that leaves you bewildered.” On this hallowed […]
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Dad jokes about history in Laos Dad jokes about history, and more… Dad Jokes about History: A Comprehensive Guide to the Past, Present, and Future of Paternal Puns Summary: Dad jokes about history seamlessly intertwine the wisdom of the past with the humor of the present, resulting in an inexhaustible source of amusement. Their popularity […]
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