Dad Jokes: Totally Awesome or Totally Lame? Adrenal Gland-tastic Jokes What do you call an extremely stressed-out deer? Adrenalined! Did you hear about the adrenaline addict who went to a Totally 80s party? He was totally pumped! Nerve-Wracking Puns What do you call a nervous lawyer? A case of nerves! Why was December 9th so […]
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Dad Jokes for Administrative Assistants An Assistant’s Lament What do…
Dad Jokes for Administrative Assistants An Assistant’s Lament What do you call an Administrative Assistant who’s always late for work? A procrastinating assistant! Classic Dad Jokes Redux Why did the Administrative Assistant cross the road? To get to the copier on the other side! Punderful Ganymede What’s Ganymede’s favorite month? November 27th (You never-ember!) Knocking […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages: From Lame to Legendary Beverage Banter: Why did the coffee run away? Because it wanted to bean-a latte! Why did the orange juice get a chill pill? Because it was taking life too seriously! Pun-tastic Proclamation: What do you call a spaceship that’s been to Jupiter? An Io-nizer! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: A Saga of Laughter and Groans The 100 Dad Joke Why did Clarke Griffin run out of soda? Because she was too “flame-grilled.” FYP Dad Joke What do you call a Grounder who can’t stop talking? A “For Your Pain” in the neck. Pun Joke Why was the tonsil in trouble? Because it […]
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Pulmonary Puns and Gut-Busting Dad Jokes on Organs Lungs: The O2 Champs Why are lungs so bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always breathing heavily! What do you call lungs that tell lame jokes? Oxygen-deprived punchlines! Lungs and Stupid Jokes Why did the lungs go to the hospital? Because they were wheezing with […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Head of State Humor What do you call a president who’s always talking about how great he is? Head of his own hype! Why did the Head of State wear a baseball cap? Because he wanted to make a “no cap” statement. Celestial Puns […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Guide to Hilarious and Not-So-Terrible Puns Fantasy Jokes Why did the fantasy novelist get lost? Because he couldn’t find the plot! What do you call a fantasy character who’s always down? A bummer-horn! Nail and December Jokes What do you call a nail with a good sense of humor? A nail-ious […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Roll Over (With Laughter) Food for Thought: Street Food Jokes Why did the street vendor get a loan? To buy a new mobile kitchen! What do you call a street food vendor who’s always running out of stock? A disappearing act! Parenting Puns: Street Food Edition My toddler loves […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a lazy gardener? A couch potato!” Basic Dad Jokes “Why are gardeners so good at solving problems? Because they have a green thumb!” Puns for the Punny “What do you call an inflamed lymph node? A swollen gland!” “Why is November 26th a special […]
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Dad Jokes: A Council of Cringe Are you ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes that will make you cringe and roll your eyes? Well, buckle up, because the City Council is in session, and they’re about to unleash a barrage of groan-worthy puns. City Council Member Animal Puns Why did the City Council member cross […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Fire! Firefighter Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the go? A: A fire jumper! Q: Why are firefighters so good at telling jokes? A: Because they know how to put out the flames! Dad Jokes for Baby Boomers Q: Why did the old firefighter […]
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