Eggs-cellent Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up Egg-ceptional Egg Jokes What do you call an old egg that can’t hatch? An eggs-fossil. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side, yolk. Yolk-Breaking Classic Dad Jokes What did the egg say to the boiling water? You crack me up! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Punsintended Prepare…
Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Punsintended Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of cringe-worthy and hilariously funny dad jokes! From paw-some puns to politically incorrect humor, we’ve got you covered. Bernese Mountain Dog: A Tail of Wooful Jokes Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog join the FBI? To sniff out all the Bernies! […]
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Dad Jokes that are Lasagna-tastic and Beyond! Lasagna Jokes What do you call a lasagna that’s too spicy? A “lava-gna!” What do you get when you combine a snack with lasagna? A “lasagna sandwich!” Punny Jokes What do you call a planet that’s full of gas? Uranus! Why did November 5th get arrested? For being […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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Dad Jokes: The Puns, the Groans, and the All-Around Awesomeness Prepare yourself for a wild ride of witty one-liners and groan-worthy puns that are sure to make you laugh or cringe (but mostly laugh). Let’s dive into the hilarious world of dad jokes! Rude Humor: Can You Stomach It? “Why did the scarecrow win an […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says ‘Expires: N/A’!” Punny Puns What do you get if you remove the “B” from “gallbladder”? Answer: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Thirst-Quenching Drenching You in Dad Jokes Get ready to wet your whistle with some side-splitting dad jokes! From the downright groan-worthy to the surprisingly witty, we’ve got you covered. Drinks Why are watermelons good for parties? Because they’re juicy and they quench your thirst! What do you […]
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Calling All Grandmasters of Dad Jokes! Get ready to groan and guffaw as we delve into the hilarious world of dad jokes. Romance Jokes Why did the rose blush? Because it saw the thorns in your eyes. Why did the girl quit her job at the dating agency? They said she was too “yassy-holic.” Stomach/October […]
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Dad Jokes from the Tubing Trenches Prepare yourself for a torrent of questionable humor with these aquatic-themed dad jokes! Tubular One-Liners: What do you call a tube that’s out of control? A tubing disaster! Why did the tubing enthusiast say, “Dig it”? Because he was getting a hole in one! Puns That Pack a Punch: […]
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Judge Not, or Be Prepared to Hear Groans Knock, knock. Who’s there? Federal Judge. Federal Judge who? Federal Judge if you can’t handle these terrible jokes! Bae-tiful Justice Hey, Bae, my Federal Judge just sentenced me to life… without parole. I guess I’ll be your cell-mate for a while now! Pun-derful Proteus and Octo-berfest Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know where […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition Parish Secretary Quips “What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always getting into mischief?” A holy terror! “Why did the Parish Secretary go to the library? To check out the “Book of Psalms.” “What do you call a Parish Secretary who always says ‘Yass’?” A […]
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Titania, a Queen for Dad Jokes As a queen of the fairies, Titania has a knack for making you laugh with her witty one-liners. Here are a few of her favorites: “Why did Titania get a new throne? Because her old one was too low-key.” (Lowkey-related) “What do you call Titania when she’s blending in? […]
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Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call an ancient alien device that’s always full of hotties? A Goa’uld-digger! Why did Teal’c […]
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Bushbaby’s Dad Joke Extravaganza Dad Joke about Bushbaby: Why don’t bushbabies have cell phones? Because they’re always on FaceTime! Sports Laughs about Bushbaby: What sport do bushbabies excel at? Bushball, of course! Pun about Anus or October 23rd: What do you call a bad boy on October 23rd? A no-anus troublemaker! Knock-Knock Joke about Bushbaby: […]
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