Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter Hydrophobia: Fear of Water Why was the water afraid of the dad joke? Because it was about to make a splash! What do you call a dad joke that’s afraid of water? A hydrophobic pun! Wordplay Wonders Alveoli: Never inhales before he exhale-vies! November 16th: It’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes. What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp. Pluto/November 16th What do you call a planet that’s not really […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Arachnophobia and More! Fear of Spiders (Arachnophobia) What do you call a spider with no legs? A walkin’ arachnid. What do you call a spider that can fly? A Peter Parker. What do you call a spider that’s always in a good mood? A happy arachnid. Arachnophobia and Peachy What’s the best […]
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Dad Jokes: The Purrfect Cure for Ailurophobia Dad Joke about Ailurophobia: Why are cats so scared of computers? Because they’re a-fraid of their mice! Dad Joke about Ailurophobia in Basic: What do you call a cat who’s always getting into trouble? A purr-petrator! Hair-Raising Pun: Why are cats so good at jumping? Because they have […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Cure Your Arithmophobia (Fear of Numbers) Fear of Numbers Jokes: What do you call someone with arithmophobia? A number chicken! I’m so afraid of numbers, I can’t even count to 10 without getting scared! Arithmophobia and Gnarly Jokes: Why are gnarly numbers so scary? Because they’re full of arithmophobia! What do […]
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Dads of the World, Unite! Stop Ablutophobia with These H20-larious Jokes Are you afraid of baths? That’s called ablutophobia. Don’t worry, we’ve got some jokes that will make you feel all squeaky clean: About Ablutophobia: Why did the ablutophobic take a cold shower? Because they couldn’t stand the heat! What do you call a chilly […]
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Unleashing the Dad-ly Wisdom: A Smorgasbord of Hilarious Jokes Zoophobia: Animal Antics Q: Why did the elephant get lost? A: Because he couldn’t find his “trunk”! Zoophobia: Pun-tastic Edition Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer! Esophagus vs. November 11th Q: Why was the esophagus arrested? A: For […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Jokes: The Fear Edition Thanatophobia Dad Jokes What do you call a person who’s afraid of death? Thanatophobic! Why are thanatophobes bad at parenting puns? Because they’re always thinking “I’m gonna die!” Triton or November 7th Pun What do you call a fish that’s always late? Triton (it missed the boat!) Thanatophobia Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl Trypophobia Terror What do you call a person with a fear of small holes? A cheesophobe! Why did the person with trypophobia join the army? To fight off the hole-y battalions! Follicle Follies Why did the guy with hair follicles get arrested on November 5th? For trying to […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married? Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.” What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing? “Don’t hold me to this.” Yo Mamma Gamophobia Yo […]
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Laughs for the Bug-Haters: Dad Jokes about Entomophobia Entomophobia: Fear of insects Q: What do you call a bug that hates shade? A: A sun-bug! Knock-Knock joke: Knock, knock Who’s there? Bee Bee who? Bee afraid… of me! Related Dad joke about shade: Q: What’s the difference between being afraid of bugs and being afraid […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Great to Laugh-Out-Loud Aichmophobia: The Fear of Needles Not-So-Great Dad Joke: Why was the aichmophobic vampire so popular? Because he had a fang-tastic smile! Workplace Wit: “Hey, do you want to hear a joke about aichmophobia?” “Sure, but don’t needle me!” Liver or November 2nd Pun Joke: What do you call a liver […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gerascophobia (Fear of Aging) What do you call an old person who’s afraid of falling? A geriatric parachuter! What do you call an old person who’s always on social media? A FYP-ennial! (FYP = For You Page) Urethra/October 31st Pun What do you call a happy urethra […]
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Dad Jokes: The Agoraphobia Edition Dad Joke about Agoraphobia What do you call a person with agoraphobia who lives in a small town? * An afraid-of-the-square (afraid of the square footage) Another Agoraphobia Dad Joke (Salty Edition) Why did the agoraphobic become a sailor? * To find his sea legs and overcome his salty fears […]
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