Dad Jokes That Will Leave You A-maze-ing Agoraphobia: Dad Jokes Why did the person with agoraphobia go to the grocery store? Because they were isolated. Why did the agoraphobic join a support group? It was a closed group. Satire Dad Joke Why did the satirical newspaper write an article about agoraphobia? Because they wanted to […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia:…
Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia: Fear of Riding in a Car What do you call someone with amaxophobia? A car-diac! Why are people with amaxophobia afraid of squares? Because they’re afraid of driving in a square! Pun Joke What do you call a small intestine on October 30th? A boo-del! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cornucopia of Groans Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia go to weddings? To practice abstinence! A man with Gamophobia is like a fish out of water: he’s scared to get baited! Bussin’ Gamophobia Why did the food critic with Gamophobia stay away from fried chicken? Because he was […]
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Not-So-Bad Dad Jokes Gamophobia: **Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia avoid churches? Because there are so many weddings there! A redneck with Gamophobia was asked if he ever wanted to get married. He replied, “Nope, I ain’t never met a single woman I’d be willing to share my moonshine with!” Pun-tastic Jokes What […]
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Why Did the Dad Get Kicked Out of Germaphobia Support Group? For using hand sanitizer at the meeting. Bacteriophobia: Not Just for Kids What do you call an adult with a fear of bacteria? An adulting-phobe! Tonsils of Fun What do you call a tonsillectomy on October 25th? A Halloween-sectomy! Knock Knock Knock, knock Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Bug You Entomophobia Blues What do you call a person with a fear of bugs? An insect-igator! (Sorry, that was a bummer.) Oil Pun What do oil glands do? They oil be slick! Knock-Knock of Horror Knock, knock. Who’s there? Entomophobia. Entomophobia who? Please open up! I’m too scared to come […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Knock-Knock Who’s There? Agoraphobia About That Agoraphobia Thing: – Why did the agoraphobic cross the road? To get to the other side of the panic room. – What do you call an agoraphobic with no friends? A loneranger. Puns That’ll Make You Groan: – What did the artery say to the blood […]
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Dad Jokes: High Stakes Humor Acrophobia: Fear of Heights “What do you call a person who’s afraid of heights? A cliff-hanger!” “Why did the woke activist refuse to skydive? They couldn’t handle the altitude of privilege!” Pun-tastic October 22nd “Why did the skeleton get lost on October 22nd? To-boot-ee!” Knock-Knock “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Acrophobia!” […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Hemophobia: Fear of Blood Why don’t vampires like to eat at blood banks? Because they don’t want to take a chill pill! What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? A Hemophobe! Navel or October 20th Pun What do you call a belly button […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Fearless and Funny Ophidiophobia: Fear of Snakes Why was the snake afraid of the rope? Because it thought it was a noodle! What do you call a snake in a top hat? A charmer! Whatever What do you call a snake that loves to eat? A constrictor! Umbilicus or October 20th […]
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Snake, Bummer, Palate, etc. Snake near Palate Causes of Snake in Your Boot Tumors that think the glossopharyngeal nerve is a punching bag Infections that give the nerve a wedgie Trauma that makes the nerve say “ouch!” Blood vessels that are like overbearing bullies squishing the nerve Bummer: Muscle Spasm of the Palate That’ll Make […]
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You’ll love Famous Fears and Yorkiepoo in Killeen What’s the best source for Yorkiepoo? Title: Famous Fears: Overcoming the Spotlight’s Shadow Summary: In the dazzling world of fame, behind the bright lights and adulation, lies a hidden realm of fears that haunt even the most renowned stars. This comprehensive guide delves into the depths of […]
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Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad Jokes Aim to Kill! Section 1: Deathly Puns What do you call a skeleton that’s so scared, it can’t form a body? A de-bone-itated! Section 2: Sports Laughs Why did the baseball player fear the cemetery? Because they were afraid of being caught dead! Section […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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