Dad Jokes and Home Decor: A Guide to Laughter and Groans Decorative Decisions * Why did the carpet wear sunglasses? Because it was too bright! Scootin’ with Style * What did the floor say to the rug? “Scoot over, I’m feeling crowded!” Puns of the Ages * What do you call a satellite that’s feeling […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holidays That’ll Make You Groan and Grin…
Dad Jokes: The Holidays That’ll Make You Groan and Grin Looking for a laugh to brighten up your holiday cheer? Get ready for some dad jokes that will make you groan or giggle, depending on your mood. Holiday Jokes What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Why did the turkey […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Veggie Tales Dad Joke: Vegetarian Why did the vegetarian get lost in the grocery store? Because they couldn’t resist the aisle of temptation! Vegetarian-Lowkey Dad Joke What do you call a vegetarian who’s not very forthcoming? A lowkey vegan. Phobos/November 13th Pun What do you call a moon that’s terrified of […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Dad Joke Bonanza Dione-licious Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost on its way to Saturn? Because it took a wrong MOON! What do you call Dione when it gets a makeover? A GLOW-up! Phobos-tastic Pun or November 1st What do Phobos and November 1st have in common? They’re both a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun Why was Phobos afraid to visit Earth on Halloween? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Chimpanzee Jokes Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? To get to the other s-wing! What do you call a chimpanzee that can’t be seen? Outta sight-panzee! Phobos Joke Why is Phobos so scared? Because Mars has him under its spell! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chimpanzee. […]
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I’ve Got Lettuce Laughs: Dad Jokes for Greens Lovers Lettuce jump into the world of hilarious dad jokes! Salad Jokes You know what’s the best part about salad? The dressing room! What do you call a salad that’s not fresh? A “stale salad,” get it? Salad and Chill Joke Hey doc, why do I have […]
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Laugh till Your Sides Split: A Sausage-Fest of Dad Jokes Sausage Joke: Why did the sausage get rejected from the hot dog race? Because it was a bratwurst! Classic Dad Joke: What do you call a sausage that can’t stop talking? A wiener with an opinion! Phobos Pun: What do you call a Martian moon […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan with Delight Relationship beyond the norm jokes What do you call a relationship that’s always in space? A far-fetched relationship! What do you call a relationship that’s so out there? A beyond-orbit relationship! Punny Phobos and October 19th jokes What do you call a Martian moon that’s always […]
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