Work near Adenoids Millenials – Everything you need to know! FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Workplace Politics: Politician’s Anecdote Raises Concern [City, State] – [Date] – During a recent corporate event, a high-profile politician made a concerning remark that highlighted the potential for political polarization to infiltrate the workplace. The politician, who was addressing a group of […]
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Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You…
Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes About Stargazing Why did the astronomer avoid sugar before stargazing? Because it clouds their (constellation) judgment! What do you call a star that’s always sleepy? A snoozing shooting star! Dad Jokes About Stargazing (Peachy Edition) Why did the peach get […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Earth and Planetary Puns What do you call a continent that’s always on time? Punctualia! Why was Earth such a good student? Because it always spun right around! Clapback Humor Why did Earth punch the Moon? Because it was full of itself! When Earth got angry, […]
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Questionable Dad Jokes: A Medley of Dud-worthy Puns and Groan-inducing Gags Sheikh-y Shenanigans Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other turb-in. What do you call a Sheikh who’s always getting into trouble? A gnar-ly-Sheikh. Holiday Mishaps and Monthly Puns What do you call it when Oberon, King of the Fairies, […]
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Laugh with the Master of Puns: Dad Jokes Galore! Spider Jokes Why did the spider get lost? Because it took a web turn. What do you say to a spider who’s stressing out? Take a chill pill…and relax! Puns What do you get when you cut the trachea? A whisper. Why is December 27th a […]
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Puns and Jokes to Make Your Dad Proud Documentary Dad Jokes Not-So-Great: Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t have a map doc-umentary. Actually Funny: What do you call a documentary about a square? A flat-tery! Io-nal Puns and December 27th Jokes Io Pun: Why did Io get lost in the solar […]
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Dad’s Delectable Delights: A Smorgasbord of Culinary Puns and Quips Classic Cuisine Dad Jokes: What do you get when you cross a chef with a time traveler? A Renaissance pasta! How did the astronaut find his way in the culinary world? He went “far out” and fetched the moon-shine! Far Out Culinary Quips: What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Guide to Hilarious Puns and Groan-Worthy Gems Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes Why don’t fathers like dad jokes? Because they’re groan-ups. Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a dad joke about food? A condiment. Puns What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Where Geckos Rule and Puns Flourish Lizard Jokes What do you call a lizard that’s always in the sun? A lay-zard. Why did the lizard go to the bank? To get its scales weighed. Parenting Puns What do you call a lizard with perfect manners? A rep-tile gentleman. Why are lizards good […]
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Prepare for the Punniest Pun-demic: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes and Comedy Why did the comedian get fired? Because his jokes were too flat! What do you call a comedian who’s always late? A procrastinator! Dad Jokes and Brats Why did the bratty kid go to the comedy club? Because he […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: Apostle and Beyond Apostle-ly Puns Why did Apostle get ghosted? Because it was a ghost apostle! What do you call an Apostle who’s always getting ghosted? A ghost apostle! Charon-ic Puns Why is Charon a good ferryman? Because he knows how to cross the Styx! What do you call Charon on December […]
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Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why did Leonardo da Vinci always wake up tired? Because he was up all night inventing things! What do you call a celebrity who’s always in a bad mood? Kanye Grumpyest! GOAT Gaffe Why did the GOAT wear sunglasses? So it wouldn’t be recognized by the […]
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Pulmonary Puns and Gut-Busting Dad Jokes on Organs Lungs: The O2 Champs Why are lungs so bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always breathing heavily! What do you call lungs that tell lame jokes? Oxygen-deprived punchlines! Lungs and Stupid Jokes Why did the lungs go to the hospital? Because they were wheezing with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny Prior/Prioress Puns What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist. Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir. Ureters/December 24th Pun What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-tastic Canine Capers Dad Joke: Dog Training Edition “Why are dogs so good at math? Because they know how to ‘woof’!” Grunge-tastic Dog Training Dad Joke “What do you call a dog that loves grunge music? A ‘paw-l’ chain!” Stomach or December 23rd Pun “Why should you never trust a stomach? Because […]
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