Dad Jokes: Sweet, Sour, and Totally Pun-tactic Candy Jokes What do you call candy that’s made of hamburgers? Meatballs! What do you call candy that’s totally awesome? Totally candy-licious! Pun Joke Why was the Anal canal arrested? Because it was letting people slip by without paying attention. Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy […]
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Welcome to the Dad Joke Emporium, where puns and groaners…
Welcome to the Dad Joke Emporium, where puns and groaners reign supreme! Electrician Dad Jokes: Q: What do you call an electrician who’s always getting shocked? A: A live wire! Q: Why did the electrician start a Wicked obsession? A: Because he’s got that Defying Gravity thing down! Tear-jerking Pun Jokes: Q: Why did the […]
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The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes Hedgehog Jokes Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the pin-cushion! What do you call a hedgehog that’s always late? A homey! November 4th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always celebrating November 4th? A fourth-grader! Answer: Because they’re always “waiting for the first” (November […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Where Puns and Groans Collide Camping Why did the camper put a banana in his tent? Because he heard there were lots of peel-ings inside! What do you call a campground that’s filled with grumpy campers? A basic-ly unhappy place. Venus and November 4th What do you call a beautiful goddess who […]
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Dare to Laugh: Not-So-Punny Dad Jokes Relationships Beyond the Norm Why did the couple break up? Because they were two peas in a pod… and they just couldn’t stand each other’s squash! What do you call a relationship where one person is always getting left out? A squid! Squad Goals Why did the squad get […]
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Papa’s Puns and Milk Mishaps: A Dairy Dose of Dad Jokes Milk-y Humor “Why did the cow refuse to give milk?” “Because it was a calf-eteria!” Rad Milk “What do you call a skateboarder who loves milk?” “A rad-ical dairy drinker!” Hair-larious November Puns “What do you call a month that’s full of hair jokes?” […]
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Dad Jokes: Regional Cuisine Roasts, Pun-tastic Jokes, and More Nonsense Regional Cuisine Why did the chef from Maine serve lobster rolls? Because he was from the “roll” state! What do you call potatoes from Arkansas? Dig it-atoes! Puns Why did Larissa get confused? Because she couldn’t November 3rd. Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Earl. Earl […]
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Pandamonium with Dad Jokes! Religious Orders: Pun-ishment Served What do you call a monk who’s always broke? A friar-less. Why did the nun go to the zoo? To see the holy cow. Mars vs. November: Cosmic Puns What did Mars say to November 2nd? Hurry up, it’s my turn! Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Puns, the Groans, and the All-Around Awesomeness Prepare yourself for a wild ride of witty one-liners and groan-worthy puns that are sure to make you laugh or cringe (but mostly laugh). Let’s dive into the hilarious world of dad jokes! Rude Humor: Can You Stomach It? “Why did the scarecrow win an […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Punniest Mac-n-Cheese Madness What do you call Mac and cheese that’s been ignored? Ghosted. Why did the Mac and cheese cross the road? To get to the cheesy side! Liver or October 31st? What do you call liver that’s been chopped and diced? Liverwurst. Why is October 31st the worst […]
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Pun-ishing Dad Jokes: The Goat, the Gravel, and the Great Crime Capers Crime-Time Shenanigans What do you call a criminal who steals from a bank? A loan shark. GOAT Gone Wild Why did the goat get arrested? Because it was the baaaaaaaadest dude in town! Navel and October 31st Puns What do you call a […]
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Golden Dad Jokes and Puns Golden Retriever Dad Joke: Why did the Golden Retriever get lost? Because he didn’t use his paws-itive GPS! Golden Retriever Yo Mamma Dad Joke: Yo momma’s so hairy, she looks like a Golden Retriever! Jupiter Pun: What do you call a planet that’s always cold? Jupiter Brrrr! Golden Retriever Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterful Blend of Humor and Bad Puns Vervet-ing Jokes Why did the Vervet prefer to use the BASIC programming language? Because it was very itchy! What do you call a Vervet that’s always on the brink of evolution? A Vervet-on-the-verge! Brain-Tickling Puns What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at thinking? […]
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Prepare Yourselves for the Pun-ishingly Hilarious Shepherd Dad Jokes A Shepherd of Laughs What do you call a shepherd who’s always losing their sheep? “A baaaaaad shepherd!” Gnarly Humor Why did the gnarly Shepherd get lost? Because he kept going in the “baaaa-d” direction! Punny Punchlines What do you call a Shepherd who has asthma? […]
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The Dadliest Dad Jokes: A Tactical Chuckle Peacekeeper: The Pun-isher Why was the Peacekeeper’s truck so loud? Because it had a tactical silencer! Food and Drink: The “Tactical” Tortillas What do you call a Peacekeeper’s favorite dish? Tactical tortillas! Oberon and October 28th: The Punversation Why did Oberon hate October 28th? Because it was his […]
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