Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Peacekeeper Puns * Why did Peacekeeper get arrested? For jaywalking across the demilitarized zone. What do you call Peacekeeper’s favorite animal? A peace cow. Oily Puns * What do you call an oil gland that’s always getting into trouble? A greaseball. Why did the October 28th party go […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Veins, Puns, and Parent Hood Veins: The…
Dad Joke Bonanza: Veins, Puns, and Parent Hood Veins: The Joke Junction Why did the vein get angry? Because it was under pressure! What do you call a nervous vein? A vein frenzy! Parenting Puns: Vein-Worthy Laughter What do you call a vein that’s always scolding kids? A vein teacher! Why did the vein go […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Pun-derful Meets the Hemophobic Prepare for some knee-slapping (or maybe eye-rolling) humor as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes, with a special focus on the irrational fear of blood, also known as hemophobia. Hemophobia Humor What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? An ex-sanguine. What […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Culinary Delight for the Punny Classic Cuisine Conundrums What do you call a chef who’s always checking his vibe? A vibe check-en! What do you get when you cross a croissant with a Vibe Check? A croissant-ial vibe check! Tonsilitis-October Puns Why did the tonsils get kicked out of the choir? […]
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Dad Jokes: Not All Bad, Some Pun Intended South American Shenanigans Why did the South American traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS Guanaco! What do you call a South American who’s super flexible? Flex-aragua! Punny Delights Why is Deimos a terrible poker player? Because he always has a red face! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why did the Paleo […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes 101 What do you call a joke so bad, it’s actually good? A Dad Joke! Satirical Dad Joke Why did the satirist cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke! Pun: Jupiter or October 26th What do Jupiter and October […]
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Dad Jokes: Peak Performance and Uvula-ting Pun-ishment Mountain High Dad Jokes: Why did the mountain get a speeding ticket? Because it was over the hill! What do you call a mountain that’s always chatting? A talk-ative peak. No Cap-tured Dad Joke: Did you know No Cap is the mountain’s rapper name? He’s always dropping the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hundred Groovy Puns The 100 Dad Joke Why did the Grounder get lost? Because he didn’t have a mappa. Groovy Dad Joke What do you call a Groovy Grounder? A dirt-y dancer. Kidney/October 24th Pun Why did the kidney get arrested on October 24th? Because it was charged with 24-hour urine! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes for the Not-So-Punny Administrative Assistant Dad Jokes: Why did the administrative assistant get promoted? Because she was a “reel” worker bee. What do you call an administrative assistant who can handle anything? A “boss” assistant. Naughty Administrative Assistant Dad Jokes: What did the company owner say to his administrative assistant? “You’re ‘ink’redible!” Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Feast of Pun-ishment Sushi Jokes What do you call sushi that’s too expensive? “O-fish-ally bankrupt!” Why did the sushi roll go to school? To get its grade tuna! Hair/October 23rd Jokes What do you call a haircut on October 23rd? A comb-over on the thirteenth! Why do hair follicles hate October 23rd? […]
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Get Ready for Paw-some Puns and Howling Hilarious Jokes Training Tails “My dog is so smart, I taught him to sit down. He now thinks he’s a Buddhist monk!” “What do you call a dog that can do backflips? A barkour master!” Skibidi Rizz “Why did the dog with Skibidi Rizz fail his obedience test? […]
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Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers What do you call a graphic designer who always works in black and white? A mono-chrome master! On God, I can’t find my favorite graphic design software. It’s a mystery! Pun-derful Jokes Why did the bladder get so much […]
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Pun Intended: Clergy Dad Jokes Prepare yourself for a rib-tickling realm where bad jokes elevate to dadly heights and good ones leave you in splits. Clergy Dad Jokes Why was the pastor so good at bowling? Because he spared no one! What do you call a simping priest? Father McFlattery! Punning Pun What do you […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Adrenaline-ize! Adrenal Glands: The Fight or Flight Response What do you call an Adrenal gland that’s always shouting? A yell-ine! What do you get when an Adrenal gland goes on a road trip? A Cortisone up! OK Boomer and Adrenal Glands What do you call an Adrenal gland […]
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