Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: The Beetle Edition Beetle Jokes, Eh? Why was the Beetle so popular in the 1960s? Because it was a real groovy ride! What do you call a Beetle that’s always late? A slowpoke-mobile! Beetle-rific Literary Jokes What’s the literary Beetle’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Tempest,” because it’s all about a beetle that […]
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Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes? Minature Pinscher Jokes Why…
Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes? Minature Pinscher Jokes Why are Miniature Pinschers always in trouble? Because they have bad Min Pinners! What do you call a Miniature Pinscher with a perfect sense of style? On fleek, my friend! Punny Jokes What do you call a clogged large intestine? A colonoscopy! Why was December 28th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Triton Why did Triton get kicked out of the ocean? Because he was being a little tide-ious! Triton and Turnt Dad Joke What do you call a Triton who’s always partying? A sea-turntle! Pun: Gums or December 28th What do you call a Christmas tree […]
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Get Ready for the Cringiest Dad Jokes Ever! Avant-garde Cuisine Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a dish made with extravagant ingredients at a Michelin-starred restaurant? A: Avant-garde-n! Q: Why did the Avant-garde chef use a computer for cooking? A: To make BASIC bread! Dental and Date Dad Jokes Q: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes for the Needle and Thread Set Embroidery Jokes Why did the embroider get lost in the forest? Because she followed the wrong yarn. What do you call an embroider who’s always breaking needles? A prick. Adulting Jokes Why did the adult embroiderer need a babysitter? To supervise her floss. What’s the adult’s motto […]
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Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Yorkshire Terrier Jokes: What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier who’s always up for a party? A paw-ty animal! Why did the Yorkshire Terrier cross the road? To get to the other side of the couch! FOMO Yorkshire Terrier Joke: Why didn’t the Yorkshire Terrier want to go […]
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Sweet and Shady Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Sugar Jokes “What do you call sugar that’s in the shade?** Shady sugar! “Why did the sugar go to the doctor?** It was feeling sweet and low. Despina Puns “Why is Despina so popular in December?** Because her name is close to December 28th (December […]
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Dadliest Jokes for the Canines of Comedy Let’s laugh at some jokes that are so bad, they’re simply dog-gone hilarious! Siberian Husky Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky run away from home? Because he was feeling Siberian-exhausted! What do you call a Siberian Husky wearing sunglasses? A “cool”-sky! Savage Husky Jokes What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Ice Enceladus Edition Why does Enceladus keep crashing into other moons? Because it’s on a salty quest! What’s Enceladus’s ultimate goal? To make a “splash” on the galactic scene! Punny What do you call a planet that’s always cold? Uranus chilled! Why is December 28th the shortest day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electrician Edition Bad Dad Jokes Why did the electrician get fired? Because he couldn’t resist a good “wire” joke. What do you call an electrician who always makes up excuses? A “resistor.” Yass Dad Joke Yass, I’m an electrician, but I’m still not “grounded.” Punny Jokes What do you call a tree […]
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Dive into the World of Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Rollercoaster of Puns and Chuckles! Take Flight with Plane-Tastic Puns Why did the plane go to the chiropractor? It needed to get its wings adjusted! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A grounded dad joke. Rad-tastic Plane Jokes Why don’t they […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Town Supervisor Jokes What do you call the town supervisor who’s always getting into trouble? A mayor misbehaving! How does the town supervisor keep his weight down? He eats a bodacious balance diet! Bodacious-Related Pun What do you get when you cross a moon with a holiday? Enceladus on twenty-seventh […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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