Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ice-Cold Non-Mainstream Relationships Why did the non-binary couple break up? Because they couldn’t agree on pronouns! Why did the chill person get dumped? Because they were too cool for their partner! Pun-derful Why were tonsillitis patients on high alert in December? Because it was the 27th of […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Feather-Brained Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Joke 1: Why are ornithophobes afraid of big birds? Because they’re too chicken to face them! Joke 2: What do you call a dude with ornithophobia? A dude who’s never seen an eagle! Aquatic Pun Joke: What do you call a Greek sea goddess dating […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Maybe Laugh) Smells Like Teen Spirit Humor Why did the tin can get arrested? It didn’t wear deodorant, so it was booked for smelling like teen spirit! What do you call a deodorant that smells like grunge music? Smells Like Teen Spirit! Pun Alert: Iapetus […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Kinda Funny, and the Outrageously Hilarious Activist Jokes What do you call an activist who’s always on the move? A locomotion activist! Why did the activist get arrested? For protesting the status quo antebellum! Esophagus vs. December 27th Pun What’s the difference between your esophagus and December 27th? One’s a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Dad Joke about Non-Binary Why did the non-binary person get lost? Because they didn’t know which way to gender. Dad Joke about Non-Binary and Gen Alpha What do you call a non-binary Gen Alpha kid? A non-bin-ary superstar. Pun Joke about Mouth What do you call a […]
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Dive into the Corny and Clever World of Dad Jokes: Pasta, Puns, and Political Anecdotes Dad Jokes about Pasta Why did the pasta go to jail? Because it was caught with al dente! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Pasta-Related Dad Joke (Lowkey) Why do lowkey pastas always get booked for speeding? […]
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Why Did the Chicken Nuggets Cross the Road? To get to the other s-ide! Chicken Nuggets and Cool Beans What do chicken nuggets and cool beans have in common? They’re both finger-lickin’ good! Pun-derful Hydra Joke Why did Hydra get a job at the calendar factory? To make the days fly by! Knock-Knock, Chicken Nuggets […]
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Dad Jokes: Cool as Ice Cream! Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call an ice cream that’s too big to eat? Cone-undrum! Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it was melting and needed a cone shot! Highkey Ice Cream Joke: What do you call an ice cream that’s always right? Highkey […]
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Dad Jokes: A Suspension of Laughter Dad Jokes About Rappelling Joke 1: Q: What do you call a rapper who loves climbing? A: A rappeller. Joke 2: Q: Why did the rapper get stuck on the cliff? A: Because his dig it was too weak! Pun Jokes Joke: What do you call a planet that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Alternative Lifestyle Crowd Get ready for a wave of groan-worthy yet hilarious dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a same-sex couple who gets married in a bowling alley? A strike-ing duo! Why did the non-binary person take a No Cap exam? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Rock Climbing Crowd Bouldering Blunders Why did the boulderer get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught rocketing up the wall! What do you call a boulderer who keeps falling? A rock bottom! The Man and the Bouldering Wall Why did The Man ban bouldering? Because he was tired of people […]
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Dad Jokes to Cure Your Boredom Mindfulness is Like a Cold Why couldn’t the mindful person catch a cold? Because he kept his nose in the present! Mindfulness and Betting Why did the mindful gambler always win at betting on the horse races? Because he was always “bet-er” prepared! Punny Neptune or December 27th Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any blood-y GPS! – What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A Gumjob! Sip-Related Blood Joke – What do you call a vampire who likes to drink tea? A Sip-and-Bite! Kidney/December 27th Pun Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of Misadventures What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A disco fowl! Here’s a twist related to “Catch you on the flip side”: What do you say to a turkey on a merry-go-round? Catch you on the flip side! Pun-derful Nerves or December […]
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