Dad Jokes: For Your Reading Pleasure or Pain Cabinet Secretary Quips Why did the Secretary of State get lost on the way to the meeting? Because they couldn’t find any diplomatic directions! What’s the Secretary of Defense’s favorite motto? “Prepare for the worst, but hope for the missile.” Workplace Wit What do you call a […]
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Behold the Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza Mysophobia: Fear of Germs…
Behold the Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza Mysophobia: Fear of Germs What do you call a germophobe who’s afraid of cars? A roadblock! Europa or December 26th Pun Why was Europa so cold on December 26th? Because it was the day after Christmas! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mysophobia. Mysophobia who? I’m a germophobe, and […]
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Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes: What do you call a lazy Saturnian? A ring-dinger! How do Saturnians read the newspaper? They use their ring lights! Saturn-ting Bad Dad Jokes: What do you call a promiscuous Saturnian? A hooker on Saturn’s rings! Why are Saturnians bad dancers? Because they have too […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Gourmet Edition Classic Dad Jokes: Fondue and Fromage What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because it was caught curd-handed! Musical Dad Jokes: Stringing Along the Classics Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know his fretboard from his neck! What […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Dad-gum Silly Dad Jokes! State Treasurer Jokes Why did the State Treasurer cross the road? To get to the other side of the balance sheet! What’s the State Treasurer’s favorite exercise? Counting reps and sets to fiscal fitness! Punny Jokes What do you call a spinal cord that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cerebral Collection Cerebrum Jokes Why did the cerebrum get lost? Because it couldn’t find its medulla! What did the cerebrum say to the cerebellum? “I’m the boss around here!” Cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz Jokes Why did the cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz start a band? So they could make some “rizzy cerebrum” tunes! […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: From Bad to Hilarious Imam Jokes What do you call an imam who loves to dance? A Skibidi stepper! What’s the difference between an imam and a dance teacher? One leads prayer, while the other leads Skibidi. XD Teeth Why did the teeth go to the dentist? To get some braces! December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Treasury of Groans and Giggles Strip Club Shenanigans Why did the guy get kicked out of the strip club? Because he kept trying to dance with his pants on! What do you call a group of strippers who love wordplay? Wordplay Wonders! Pun-tastic Festivities What do you call the smallest part of […]
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Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: What do you call a Soul food dish that’s so good, it makes the angels sing? Turkey in the pew! Why don’t they like Soul food at the racetrack? Because the chicken always comes last! Soul Food and Historical Humor: What did Abraham Lincoln say when he […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph Node Jokes What do you call a lymph node that’s always on the go? A “running lymph.” Why did the lymph node cross the road? To get to the adenoid. Basic Dad Joke What’s a lymph node’s favorite animal? A koala-node. Bone Puns What did […]
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Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic What do you call a non-alcoholic party? A dry run! Add another Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic related to Gyat Why did Gyat get banned from the AA meeting? Because he kept bragging about being “sober as a […]
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Hold Your Splines for a Slew of Dad Jokes Get ready for a spleen-tingling experience with these rib-tickling dad jokes! Spleen-tastic Jokes What organ is the most athletic? The spleen, because it plays with your red and white cells! Why did the spleen get lost in Ohio? Because it didn’t have any Buckeyes! Gallbladder/Christmas Shenanigans […]
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