Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If you’re an engineer, prepare yourself for some groan-inducing dad jokes! Dad Joke about Engineer: What do you call an engineer who’s always getting into trouble? A problem solver! Dad Joke about Engineer and Homey: Engineer and Homey were building a house, and Engineer kept messing […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you…
Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a vein that’s always running away? A fugitive vein! Really funny dad joke: Why did the vein cross the road? To get to the other circulatory! Dip Out Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a dip that’s always disappearing? […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-derful Parent Akita Jokes What do you call an Akita that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-litical pup. Tech and Geek Humor Akita Joke Why did the Akita cross the firewall? To get to the other side of the internet! Jupiter and December 21st Pun Joke Why is Jupiter the […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns of Lingerie Why did the man buy his wife lingerie? Because he wanted to see her in a bra-vo performance! What do you call a bra that’s always hungry? A roar-bra! Hair-Raising Holiday Humor What do you call a hair follicle on December 21st? A […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Welcome to the Pun-tastic Realm of Pet Parent Humor Havanese Jokes: Why are Havanese such good writers? Because they’re always “pawsing” for inspiration! Workplace Wit: A boss was interviewing a Havanese for a job. “Why should we hire you?” he asked. The Havanese replied, “Because I’m ‘paw’sitive I can do the job!” […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Prankishness Miniature Schnauzer Dad Jokes Why did the Miniature Schnauzer get kicked out of class? Because he was caught chewing on the homework! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer with a degree? A schnau-lar! Punny Rhea or December 20th Jokes Why did the Rhea run away […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cluckiest, Punniest Collection Chicken Nuggets: The Chew-tiful Comedians What do you call a chicken nugget that’s been in the freezer for too long? A “frost-bitten breast.” And for our DEI-conscious audience: Why did the chicken nugget join the diversity committee? Because it wanted to “nuggetify” the menu. Bones and Holiday Pun-derfulness What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-tastic Gallbladder Groaners Why did the gallbladder get removed? Because it was galling the owner! Why did the Gen Z gallbladder get into trouble? It was caught vaping and using slang like “lit” and “woke.” Pun-derful Puns What do you call a voice that’s always stuck in […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Punchlines Collide Pilots Take Flight with Dad Jokes Why did the pilot get lost? Because he couldn’t read the flight plan. What do you call a pilot who’s always on trend? An “on fleek” pilot. Dion-mite December Puns What’s Dione’s favorite holiday? December 18th, because it’s Dion-ite. Knock-Knock, It’s Pilot […]
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Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment! Vegan Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off! Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas. Nipples and December 18th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip. Why is December 18th the nipple of […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: The Pawesome Puns and Woof-tastic Quips Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Shenanigans Why don’t Cavalier King Charles Spaniels make good spies? Because they always bark up the wrong tree! What do you call a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that likes to say “Yass”? A sophisticated queen! Ureter and December 17th Puns […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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