Severance-ly Dad Jokes About Severance What do you call a severance package that’s not enough to live on? A “severance drought.” Why did the severed employee get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the break room. Bae-Related Why did the Bae-powered severed employee disappear? Because they were “out of severance.” Tongue-in-Cheek Why […]
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Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you…
Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you call a bishop who keeps getting lost in the cathedral? A lost cause!” Bishop’s Hip Hop Humor “Why did the bishop at the hip-hop concert get arrested? Because he was rocking the pulpit!” Seasonal Puns “What’s a pun about December 21st? The shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Brittish Jokes Why do the British drink tea with their pinky up? To show that they’re a cut above the rest! What do you call a British person who loves food? A Bri-toast-ophile! Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a Brit who loves fish and […]
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Read on for a Laugh Attack with These Dad Jokes What do you call a U.S. Representative who can’t tell the truth? A fibber in the House! Why did Santa Claus run for U.S. Representative? To spread holiday cheer, deck the halls with bills, and pass laws to make toys legal year-round! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Knee-Slappers Liturgical Minister Jokes: What do you call a liturgical minister who’s always late? A late minister. Why did the liturgical minister get fired? Because they couldn’t keep up with the prayers. Parenting Puns: What do you call a dad who’s always telling jokes? A pun-ishment. Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes Why did the seed cross the road? To get to the other “pod.” What do you call a naughty seed? A “bean” there, done that. Pun Jokes Why are capillaries so important? Because they’re “small” but mighty! What happens on December 21st? The “short”est day […]
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Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Hypothalamus Jokes and More! Hypothalamus Jokes Joke: Why did the hypothalamus go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling a little off-center. Pun Joke: What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always making puns? Answer: A cortical jester. Bronchioles/December 20th Pun Joke Joke: What do you call the smallest bronchiole in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Gimme Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith get lost in the Stargate Atlantis maze? Because they couldn’t find their whey. What do you call a Stargate Atlantis expedition that’s always coughing? A wheeze! Stargate Atlantis Health and Fitness Dad Joke Why did Ronon Dex join […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Lung-Tickling Extravaganza Dad Joke Alert: Lungs Why did the lung get lost? Because it didn’t have any navigators! Dad Joke with a Twist: Lungs and Skibidi Rizz Why did the lung with Skibidi Rizz get in an argument? Because it couldn’t stop wheezing “I got moves, like Jagger!” Nix and December […]
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Paleo Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Tell me a Dad Joke about Paleo: Why did the Paleo dad get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught using his stone axe to cut his steak! Add another Dad Joke about Paleo related to Skibidi: What do you call a Paleo person who loves to […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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