Dad Jokes Galore: Plains, Planes, and Puns Plains Jokes Why don’t they play baseball on the Great Plains? Because the field is never in play! What do you call a group of tumbleweeds blowing across the Great Plains? A tumbleweed tornado! Yo Mamma Jokes (Plains-Related) Yo mamma’s so flat, she could lay down on the […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments:…
Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Pun-derful Puns and Riddles for Your Daily Dose of Laughter Comedy Corner Dad Joke: What do you call a comedian who can’t tell jokes? Answer: A mime-ager. Dad Joke (Squad-related): Why did the comedian join the superhero squad? Answer: To make “knee slappers!” Pun-derful Puns Hair Follicle Pun: Why did the hair […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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Calling All Pun-Lovers and Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Fusion Cuisine Dad Jokes Why did the sushi chef quit his job? Because there was nothing left to roll with. What do you call fusion cuisine that’s aiming for greatness? Goal-fusion! Artery/December 3rd Pun What do clogged arteries and the third day of December have in common? They’re […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Boston Terriers, Bodacious Puns, and More! Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? To get to the other Paw-sitive side! What do you call a Boston Terrier with a special talent? A Bodacious-acious terrier! What did one Venus say to the other Venus on December 3rd? “Hey, it’s our anniversary!” Knock […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: Dive Deep into the Ocean of Puns and Punchlines Nereid Nonsense Why did the Nereid get lost at sea? Because she didn’t have a wave-guide! What do you call a Nereid who’s always late? A dude-lay! Titan Titters What do you call a Titan who loves Christmas? A Dec-ember-titan! Why couldn’t the Titan […]
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Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes! Tubular Dad Jokes Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic! What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing! Puns for the Ages What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Guide to Hilarious and Not-So-Terrible Puns Fantasy Jokes Why did the fantasy novelist get lost? Because he couldn’t find the plot! What do you call a fantasy character who’s always down? A bummer-horn! Nail and December Jokes What do you call a nail with a good sense of humor? A nail-ious […]
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Dad Jokes: A Punchline Extravaganza Tai Chi Theatrics What do you get when you combine Tai chi and a hippo? Tai chipmunk! Why did the Tai chi instructor give up animal puns? Because they got “lion-tired” of them! Dione-ing and December Delights Did you hear what month hates the most? December, because it’s not November! […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: Pastors, Pun-derful Puns, and Educational Antics Pastor Puns Why is the pastor always so well-dressed? Because he’s a clergy-man! What do you call a pastor who’s always on time? A watch-pastor! Pastor and Education Why was the pastor so bad at math? Because he always confused his sermons with […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Sci-Fi, Puns, and Knock-Knock Antics for the Young at Heart Sci-Fi Shenanigans: Sci-Fi Dad Joke: Why did the alien cross the highway? To get to the other planet! Basic Dad Joke: What did the Star Wars fan say when he tripped? “I have a bad feeling about this!” Punny […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Police Officers, Glow-Ups, and Punny Delights Police Officer Jokes Why did the police officer put his handcuffs on the steering wheel? Because he wanted to “police” the road! What do you call a police officer who glows in the dark? A glow-up cop! Uvula Puns Why was the uvula arrested? Because it […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad Guide to Flexibility Flexibility Training Why do they call it flexibility training? Because it’s hard to bend the truth! What do you call a workout that makes you flexible like a gym sock? Flexers for beginners! Lymph Vessels What do lymph vessels do when they’re clogged? They have a […]
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