Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Bad Puns Global Cuisine…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Bad Puns Global Cuisine Why did the Italian chef throw away his pizza? Because it was “no-dough” good! What do you call a Japanese chef who’s always late? A sushi tard! What’s French for “sweaty armpits”? Odeur de trans-Paris! Global Cuisine and Lit Why did the literary critic order […]
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Dad Jokes: A Canvas of Cringe and Chuckles Painting Pun-ishment What’s the worst thing about being a painter? – The brush with death. Sus-picious Paint Why was the painter arrested? – Because he was painting in a suspicious manner. Bladdered Pun What did the kid say after holding in his pee for too long? – […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Stellar Dad Jokes and Political Puns Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle as we dive into the realm of dad jokes with a political flavor. Let’s kick things off with a few gems: Political Dad Joke: Why did the politician plant so many trees? Because he wanted to create […]
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Dad Jokes: Presidential Pun-der and Groovy Groaners Regional President or Governor Jokes Why did the Regional President get lost? Because he didn’t have his map-maker. Why is the Governor so groovy? He’s got the blue suede suit. Gum and Thanksgiving Dad Joke What do you get when you chew gum on November 27th? Tooth-sgiving! Knock-Knock […]
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Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Lobster What do you call a lobster with no claws? Shell-less! Dad Joke About Lobster and On God What does a lobster say when it swears? On cod! Pun Joke About Oil Glands Why did the oil gland get a speeding ticket? For greasing the road! […]
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Ceramic Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Punny Perfection Ceramic Jokes What did the ceramic bowl say to the ladle? “Soup’s on!” Why did the ceramic tile get angry? Because it was constantly getting stepped on! Brat-Related Ceramic Jokes What do you call a bratty ceramic dish? A “little brat with a pot temper.” Ureter/November […]
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Brace Yourself for the Punniest Paramedic Jokes! Dad Joke: Paramedic What do you call a paramedic who’s always late? A code blue straggler! Dad Joke: Yo Mamma Paramedic Yo mamma’s so bad at CPR, she brought a flatliner back as a zombie! Pun Joke: Spinal Cord Why did the spinal cord get sick? It had […]
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Dad Jokes: Arachnophobia, Puns, and More! Are you ready for some dad jokes that are absolutely terrible but also kind of funny? Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders Why did the spider go to rehab? Because it was addicted to web! Why did the spider get arrested? For stalking its prey! OK Boomer: Arachnophobia Edition What do […]
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Hoppy Dad Jokes: A Haven for Bunny-Loving Punsters Horny Rabbit Hullabaloo Why do horny rabbits get into fights? Because they’re always hopping mad! What do you call a horny rabbit on a rollercoaster? A bunny with a wild hare! Bogus Bunny Business What do you call a horny rabbit that’s full of hot air? Bogus! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-ishment for Mankind Hobbies What do you call a hobby that’s impossible to quit? A stick. Why did the painter become a savage? He lost his canvas to a saber-toothed tiger. Nose Jokes What do you call a nose that always points north? Rudolph. November 24th Jokes Why is the 24th of […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet as Honey, Punny as November Honey Jokes Why did the bee put honey in its hair? To look bee-autiful! What do you call honey that’s really cool? Bodacious comb! Esophagus/November 23rd Pun Why did the esophagus refuse to eat on November 23rd? Because it was full! (Thanksgiving pun) Honey Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes to Tickle Your Drawing Bone Pencil Punchline “What do you call a pencil that’s been in the sun too long?” “Sun-burned” Tubular Twist “Why did the artist paint a picture of a pipe?” “Because it was tubular!” Rear-End Relief “What do you call the end of November?” “Turkey rectum!” Knocking on Canvas “Knock […]
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Dad Joke Symphony: Ridiculous Rhythms and Punderful Puns Tai Chi-Related Dad Jokes What do you call a Tai Chi expert who’s always on edge? A Tai-chi-nickal! I tried to do Tai Chi with my dog, but he just kept barking at me. “Doggone it!” Suspect-Themed Dad Jokes Why was the Tai Chi instructor a suspect? […]
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