Dad Jokes: A Presidential Pun-derland Head of State Shenanigans Why did the President refuse to get a haircut? Because he’s above the law! What happened when Joe Biden met the Queen of England? They had a royal rumble! Gums and November 8th What do you call a politician with no teeth? Gum-less! What’s the best […]
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Attention, All Pun-Lovers! Dad Jokes Galore About MPs, MEPs, and…
Attention, All Pun-Lovers! Dad Jokes Galore About MPs, MEPs, and More MP/MEP Jokes Why did the MP get lost in the library? Because he couldn’t find his book about politics. What do you call a MEP who can’t speak? A mute point. Rad-ioactive Jokes Why did the rad MP run for cover? Because he heard […]
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Dad Jokes: A Magnum Opus of Puns and Groans European Parliament MEP-eries Q: When do MEPs show their unity? A: When they all vote in the same tubular direction. Q: What do you call a MEP who’s always getting into trouble? A: A tubular delinquent. Veins or November 8th, Either One Is Fine Q: What […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide Dad Joke about Doctor Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band? To treat patients with a bone to pick! Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out) What do you call a doctor who’s always cold? A Dr. Chill! Kidney/November 8th Pun What do you call an election […]
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Paws-itively Punny Dad Jokes Calling all dog lovers and pun enthusiasts! Grab your favorite Labrador paw-tner and get ready for a side-splitting adventure of canine-inspired dad jokes. Labrador Retrievers: The Ultimate Dad Joke Targets Why are Labrador Retrievers the best comedians? Because they’re always fetching a laugh! What do you get when you cross a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all the Talmud scholars and yeshiva students out there, get ready for a Torah-ific journey through the realms of dad jokes. Hold on tight to your yarmulkes and prepare to chuckle at the wittiest puns and groan-worthy one-liners. Rosh Yeshiva Jokes: The Square Root of Wisdom […]
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Bon Appétit: The World’s Dadliest Food Jokes Culinary Puns Modern Cuisine: Why did the chef cross the kitchen? To get to the other fry-day! Sip: Why did the bartender quit his job? Because he was always getting tipsy! Punny Anatomy Vagina: What do you call a vagina with a great sense of direction? A navigator! […]
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Pop culture pandemonium with puns, jokes, and political punchlines! Prepare your eardrums for a barrage of dad jokes so bad, they’ll make you groan and laugh simultaneously. Get ready to have your popsocket sockets tickled with these hilarious quips! Dad Joke about Pop Why did the soda can get arrested? Because it kept popping off! […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Laugh Out Loud: A Supremely Punny Collection of Dad Jokes Supreme Court Justice Jokes What do Supreme Court Justices do when they’re sad? Cry-me-a-river. Why did the Supreme Court Justice get a new brat? Because his old one was unconstitutional! Deimos and November 6th Puns What do you call the Greek god of terror who […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Punsintended Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of cringe-worthy and hilariously funny dad jokes! From paw-some puns to politically incorrect humor, we’ve got you covered. Bernese Mountain Dog: A Tail of Wooful Jokes Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog join the FBI? To sniff out all the Bernies! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Pun-derful Silliness Engineer Jokes Why are engineers so good at dancing? Because they know how to break a move! What do you call an engineer who’s always on the go? A bussing engineer! Lung Pun Why did the lungs get arrested? For assault and battery! November 5th Pun What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes about Parenting Why are dads so good at hiding? Because they’re always in “dad-vice.” What do you call a messy dad? A dad-sterpiece! Dad Jokes about Parenting (Ghosted) Why did the ghost adopt a child? Because he wanted to give his boo-ty a new […]
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Dad Jokes: The Supreme Court Edition Justice Puns What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who can’t drive? A “curb jester.” Why did the Supreme Court Justice cross the road? To get to the other “constitutional side.” Cheugy Quips What’s the cheugiest thing a Supreme Court Justice could say? “OMG, I’m obsessed with avocado […]
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Dad Jokes: Corny Classics, Punny Treasures, and a Confined-Space Conundrum Claustrophobia: The Fear of Tight Spaces Joke 1: Why did the claustrophobic man get arrested? Because he was caught taking up too much space! Joke 2 (Satire): What do you call a claustrophobic politician? A lobbyist. Puns Galore Ariel: What did Ariel wear to her […]
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