Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Maltese Lovers! Maltese Jokes Joke 1: What do you call a Maltese that loves to sing? A “howling” Maltese! Joke 2: Why did the Maltese get lost in the woods? Because it was following a scents-y trail! Punny Jokes Joke 3: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Orange…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Orange You Glad You Read This? What did the orange say to the lemon? “Let’s be punny!” What do you call an orange with a terrible attitude? A sour-puss! Wordplay Wonders What do you get when you cross a banana with a joke? A fruit punchline! […]
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Salamander-ific Dad Jokes Get ready to cringe and chuckle with these salamander-themed dad jokes: Salamander Dad Joke: Why did the salamander run away? Because he saw the sun! Salamander and Gyat Dad Joke: What do you call a salamander that can’t stop laughing? A gyat-cracker! Punny Dad Joke: What’s the difference between your nerves and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Religious Puns Why did the Mufti cross the road? To issue a fatwa on pedestrianism. What do you call a Mufti who’s always awake? Woke-fatwa! Punny Names and Dates What do you call a Russian woman named Larissa who’s always complaining? A Larissa-saurus Rex! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Great Pyrenees Edition Great Pyrenees: So Fluffy, You Could Lose Your Mind! Why did the Great Pyrenees get lost? Because it was barking up the wrong tree! Great Pyrenees: The GOAT of Dogs? What do you call a Great Pyrenees that always wins? A GOAT Pyrenees! Charon and November 20th: Punny Business […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Prepare yourself for an uproarious journey into the realm of dad jokes. Brace yourself for some groan-inducing gems and side-splitting knee-slappers that will leave you either rolling on the floor laughing or questioning your own intelligence. State Secretary Jokes Why did the State Secretary get lost? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Farming Flops Q: What do you call a farmer who is always losing his crops? A: A crop-buster. Q: What do you call a farmer who plants his seeds too close together? A: A crowd-grower. Gen Z Farming Q: Why did the Gen Z farmer get his crops […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paramedic Edition and Beyond Grab a cup of joe and get ready for some hilarious dad jokes that are sure to cure your boredom and make you groan with glee! Paramedic Jokes Why can’t a paramedic perform CPR on a skeleton? Because there’s no body to rescue! What does a Gen X […]
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Knock, Knock: Dad Joke Paradise Get ready for a rib-tickling journey into the hilarious world of dad jokes! These gems might not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but they’re sure to leave you chuckling. Dad Joke about Women “Why are women so bad at golf?” “Because they always yell ‘Fore’!” Outta Sight Dad […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium Attention, fellow pun enthusiasts! Get ready for a hilarious dose of dad jokes that will leave you either rolling on the floor laughing or groaning in agony—your choice. Aichmophobia: Fear of Needles or Pointed Objects Why was the aichmophobic afraid to go to the doctor? Because they were afraid of the […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Ride ‘Em High with Hilarious Horseback Humour Horseback Riding Dad Jokes Why did the cowboy get on his horse backwards? So he could watch his spurs work! What do you call a cowboy who can’t control his horse? Homey on the range! Punny Puns What do you call a dentist in prison? […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Marriage Edition Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group of married couples who live together? A holy matri-money. Why did the group marriage end in divorce? Because they couldn’t agree on which spouse to do the dishes! Basic Jokes Why did the group marriage therapist specialize in BASIC? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst dispensers anymore. Galatea or November 19th: What do you call […]
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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Giggle Hemorrhoid Humor Why did the man with hemorrhoids always bring toilet paper to the library? Because he couldn’t bear to be without it! Why did the rad kid get hemorrhoids? Because he was a pain in the butt! Punny Calendar […]
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Dad Jokes You Won’t Sushi Believe! Japanese Food Jokes What do you call a Japanese chef who only cooks fish? A sushi-ficient cook! Why are Japanese restaurants so bodacious? Because they have a temaki-ng vibe! Punny Vagina Joke What do you call a vagina that’s always looking for something to snuggle? A clingy monster! Knock-Knock […]
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