Laugh Like a Dad with These Corny Yet Delightful Dad Jokes What Do You Call a Soldier Who’s Always Tired? A grunt. Gen Alpha Dad Joke: What does a Gen Alpha soldier call a difficult assignment? A code red, white & blue! Punny Uranus-ity: Why was Uranus in trouble? Because it was exposed! Knock-Knock, Who’s […]
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We’re Not Lion: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl!…
We’re Not Lion: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl! Weimaraner Wonder-Woof – What do you call a Weimaraner who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a pawse! – What happens when a Weimaraner gets lost in the woods? They go “low-key”! Punny Penalty – What do you call a picky Despina? A “food […]
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Punbelievable Dad Jokes Is there anything more classic than a dad joke? Let’s dive into some pun-tastic groaners that will make you roll your eyes and grin at the same time. Punny Dad Jokes What do you call a person who’s always taking things literally? A literal-minded fool. What do you get when you cross […]
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Dad Jokes That Hit Different (or Not So Much) Canola Oil Conundrums Why should you keep Canola oil out of your car? Because it might turn into a vegetable engine. What do you call Canola oil that’s been hit by a car? Vegetable roadkill. Punny Delights Why was Rhea so cross on November 18th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Documentary dad jokes Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t follow the map! What do you call a documentary about hipsters? Brokeumentary. Callisto or November 17th pun joke What do you call a frozen lake on Callisto? A Callisto-Freeze. Documentary knock-knock joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Scientific Shenanigan Science Gags Why did the scientist get lost? Because he took the wrong hypothesis and got turned around! What do you call a baseball player who’s always losing? A science-fiction fan! (Sports Laughs) Hair-Raising Puns What do you call a hair follicle that’s always in trouble? A follicle-ish offender! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Arterial Antics Artery Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s not working properly? A malfunctioning artery! Why did the artery get lost? Because it didn’t have a vein to follow! Puns & Punny Artery Jokes What do you call an artery that’s always stressed? A high-blood pressure artery! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, “I’m So Done” Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith attack Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their Atlantis-hands on some ZPMs! What do you call a Stargate that can only dial Earth? A homestead gate! Basic Dad Jokes What did the fisher-gate say when he caught […]
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Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call a giant wave that hits on November 16th? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Arsenal of Comedy Soldier Jokes What do you call a soldier who’s always confused? A private puzzle. Why did the dummy get promoted to general? Because he’s dummy hard! Pun Jokes What’s the difference between Callisto and November 16th? One is a moon, the other is the 11th month (and 16th […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Groan at or Guffaw Over Styx Jokes What do you call a Styx concert where the crowd is really rowdy? A Styx mosh. Why did Styx cross the river? To get to the “other” side! Yass and Styx What do you call a Styx fan who’s always happy? Yass, they are! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Cure Your Arithmophobia (Fear of Numbers) Fear of Numbers Jokes: What do you call someone with arithmophobia? A number chicken! I’m so afraid of numbers, I can’t even count to 10 without getting scared! Arithmophobia and Gnarly Jokes: Why are gnarly numbers so scary? Because they’re full of arithmophobia! What do […]
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Dads of the World, Unite! Stop Ablutophobia with These H20-larious Jokes Are you afraid of baths? That’s called ablutophobia. Don’t worry, we’ve got some jokes that will make you feel all squeaky clean: About Ablutophobia: Why did the ablutophobic take a cold shower? Because they couldn’t stand the heat! What do you call a chilly […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Regional Councilor or Assembly Member Jokes What do you call a regional councilor who’s always sleeping on the job? A snooze-member! Why did the assembly member get arrested? For assembly-ing an illegal gathering. “Dude” Jokes What do you call a dude who can’t keep a secret? A […]
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