Dad Jokes: A Sculpting Extravaganza! Sculpting Shenanigans Dad Joke: What do you call a sculptor who’s always getting arrested? Answer: A marble felon Dad Joke with a Musical Twist: What do you call a sculptor who plays the guitar? Answer: A stone-strumming sculptor Punny Paradise Pun: Why was the vagina embarrassed? Answer: Because it was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship Jokes Beyond the Norm Why did I break up with my girlfriend? Because she’s a pyramid scheme! (She kept asking me to join “her team.”) Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is always picking on the other? A […]
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Dad Jokes: Unix-pectedly Hilarious Unix Dad Jokes: Why did the Unix user get lost? Because he didn’t know where to cd. What do you call a Unix user who’s always getting into trouble? A shell-shocked user. Gyat and Unix Dad Jokes: Why couldn’t the Gyat user follow the Unix manual? Because it was written in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle or Groan (But You Can’t Help but Smile) Ham-orous Jokes “What did the Easter ham say to the leftover turkey? ‘Let’s egg-scape to Hawaii!’” “Why did the ham join a glow-up competition? Because it wanted to cure its crispy ways!” Earth-Shattering Puns “Why did everyone on Earth get […]
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Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and Absolutely Horrible #HornyWomenDadJokes Alert Q: What do you call a woman with a lot of horns? A: A horny cow! Q: What do you call a horny woman who’s also super woke? A: A woke-horned feminist! Punny Dad Jokes Q: What’s another name for 5th of November? A: […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Doctor Who-zy Dad Jokes Why did the Doctor refuse to see a patient? Because he was a time paradox! What do you call a Time Lord with flex tape? Flex Doctor! Punny Riddles and Anecdotes Why did Larissa get sick on November 5th? Because she ate […]
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Dad Jokes that are Lasagna-tastic and Beyond! Lasagna Jokes What do you call a lasagna that’s too spicy? A “lava-gna!” What do you get when you combine a snack with lasagna? A “lasagna sandwich!” Punny Jokes What do you call a planet that’s full of gas? Uranus! Why did November 5th get arrested? For being […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and Everything in Between Firefighter Dad Jokes What do you call a firefighter who gets lost on the way to a fire? A late-starter. What do you call a firefighter with a bad attitude? A hose-tile. Politically Incorrect Dad Jokes Why do firefighters wear red pants? Because they can’t […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet, Sour, and Totally Pun-tactic Candy Jokes What do you call candy that’s made of hamburgers? Meatballs! What do you call candy that’s totally awesome? Totally candy-licious! Pun Joke Why was the Anal canal arrested? Because it was letting people slip by without paying attention. Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad and Hilariously Awful Avant-garde Cuisine Delights “Why did the avant-garde chef get arrested? Because he was caught souffling!” “What do you call avant-garde cuisine that’s a hit? Yass-tata!” Intestine-Tastic Humor “What’s the difference between a large intestine and November 3rd? One has a colon, and the other is Election Day.” Knock-Knock, […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Film Noir Dad Jokes Why was the Film Noir detective always losing his keys? Because he kept getting “locked out” of cases! What do you call a Film Noir detective who’s always falling asleep on the job? A “snooze noir”! Bae Jokes Why did the Film […]
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A Treasure Trove of Dad Jokes: From Bishops to Bishops to Bananas and Beyond Bishop’s Got Jokes Why did the bishop get lost? Because he didn’t have a cell diocese! What do you call a bishop who loves puns? A holy pun-tiff! Arteries and November 1st What do you call a clogged artery? A heart […]
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DAD JOKES: A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OF LAUGHS Walking Dead Dad Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about The Walking Dead? What do you call a zombie who loves to sing? A “ghoul-tarist”! What do you get when you cross The Walking Dead with historical humor? A “zombified” version of the Boston Tea Party! Punny Jokes […]
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