Glory Hole Guffaws and Other Dad Joke Delights Glory Hole Groaners What do you call a glory hole in the woods? A beaver’s secret stash! Why did the driver park his car in a glory hole? Because it needed some muffler love! Venus and Punny October Why was Venus jealous of October 28th? Because Venus […]
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Holy Dad Jokes: A Divine Comedy Ulama Dad Joke (Religious Scholars) What do you call a group of religious scholars who love to snack? The Ula-munchies! Puns & Punny Ulama Joke Why did the Ulama scholar get so upset? Because he couldn’t bear bad puns! Rectum vs. October 28th What do you get when you […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Thread and Needle Adventure Embroidery Dad Jokes Why did the embroidery thread get fired? For not minding their own beeswax! Why did the embroidery ghost get ghosted? Because its needle was too sharp! Punny Oil and October Jokes What do you call an oil gland with a bad attitude? A gland-ulently […]
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The Dad Joke Zone: Monkeying Around with Saki Shenanigans Prepare yourself for a barrel of laughs, wise guys! We’re diving into the world of dad jokes, and boy, do we have a Saki monkey-sized selection for you. Dad Jokes about Saki Monkeys Why did the Saki monkey cross the road? To get to the other […]
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Dad Jokes: Not All Bad, Some Pun Intended South American Shenanigans Why did the South American traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS Guanaco! What do you call a South American who’s super flexible? Flex-aragua! Punny Delights Why is Deimos a terrible poker player? Because he always has a red face! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A skin-bragging doctor! What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Flex Your Muscles with These Jokes Why did the muscle builder go to the window? To get some fresh air! What do you call a muscle that’s always in the shade? A deltoid in the dark! Punny Intestines and Calendar Shenanigans Why did the small intestine need a bandage? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Garden-Guffaw Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a flower that always wears sunglasses?” * A daisy-sunglass “What do beans think about in a garden?” * Cool beans Pancreas-Punny “What do you call a pancreas that’s too cold?” * An iced pancreas Knock-Knock “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Garden.” “Garden […]
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Laugh till Your Sides Split: A Sausage-Fest of Dad Jokes Sausage Joke: Why did the sausage get rejected from the hot dog race? Because it was a bratwurst! Classic Dad Joke: What do you call a sausage that can’t stop talking? A wiener with an opinion! Phobos Pun: What do you call a Martian moon […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Federal Government Got You Down? What do you call a federal employee who’s always late to work? A pro-crastinator. Why did the government official cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! Puns & Punny Jokes Why did the Constitution go to the doctor? […]
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Daddy Jokes: The Invasion of the Dad’s Domain Dad Jokes Unleashed: South American Edition Why did the South American astronaut get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of the Andes! What do you call a South American who’s always bragging? A Peru-vian! Dad Jokes: Basic Edition Why did the boy throw butter? To see […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Laugh and Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about American What do you call a lazy kangaroo from America? A pouch potato! Salty American Dad Joke Why did the American spy get fired? Because he was caught eating French fries. Punny Earth or October 22nd Dad Joke What is the […]
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Dad Jokes: Cornering the Market on Dry Humor Galatea Gaffes Why did Galatea cross the road? To rock the statue of limitation. What do you call Galatea when she’s out of style? Cheugy-tea. Punny Puns What do you call a gallbladder with a bad attitude? A bitter gall. Why is October 22nd the cheugiest day […]
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Have You Heard These Holy and Wholly Hilarious Dad Jokes? Religious Revelry Jokes Why did the nuns have a big party? Because they were consecrated with joy! What do you get when a priest gets hungry? Nun-chucks! Snack Attack Dad Jokes What’s a priest’s favorite snack? Holy guacamole! Why did the rabbi make Maccabees? Because […]
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Dad Joke Delight: Trekking and Satire Shenanigans Trekking Dad Jokes Why did the hiker pack a sleeping bag and a flashlight? To light his way to snoozeville! What do you call a hiker who’s always late? A trek-tard! Satire-Related Trekking Dad Joke Why couldn’t the satirist climb the mountain? Because he lost his sense of […]
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