Dad Jokes: A Cerebral Collection Cerebrum Jokes Why did the cerebrum get lost? Because it couldn’t find its medulla! What did the cerebrum say to the cerebellum? “I’m the boss around here!” Cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz Jokes Why did the cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz start a band? So they could make some “rizzy cerebrum” tunes! […]
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Prepare for the Punniest Pun-demic: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes and Comedy Why did the comedian get fired? Because his jokes were too flat! What do you call a comedian who’s always late? A procrastinator! Dad Jokes and Brats Why did the bratty kid go to the comedy club? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent Jokes Why did the EMT call the ambulance? Because he needed a second opinion! What do you call an EMT who’s always complaining? A boo-boo-mer! Punny Little Jokes What do you call a small intestine that’s always getting into trouble? A bowel movement. Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous If you’re looking for a quick chuckle to kick-start your day, look no further! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief. Running Dad Jokes Why did the runner get lost? Because he didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes: Out of This World and Down to Earth Tell Me a Dad Joke about Space Why did the astronaut take a chill pill? Because he was feeling satellite! Space-Related “Chill Pill” Joke What do you call an astronaut who’s taking it easy? A “space case.” Punny Joke: Deimos or December 22nd What do […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Welcome to the Pun-tastic Realm of Pet Parent Humor Havanese Jokes: Why are Havanese such good writers? Because they’re always “pawsing” for inspiration! Workplace Wit: A boss was interviewing a Havanese for a job. “Why should we hire you?” he asked. The Havanese replied, “Because I’m ‘paw’sitive I can do the job!” […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Prankishness Miniature Schnauzer Dad Jokes Why did the Miniature Schnauzer get kicked out of class? Because he was caught chewing on the homework! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer with a degree? A schnau-lar! Punny Rhea or December 20th Jokes Why did the Rhea run away […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way)? Religious Education Teacher Jokes What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t keep it in their pants? A pious perv! Why did the Religious Education teacher get fired? Because he was caught simping for the students. Punny Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Why did the Cylon go to the hardware store? To buy some nuts and bolts. Why did the Viper pilot refuse to eat cereal? Because it was full of bugs! Ghosted Dad Joke: Why are Cylon raiders like bad dates? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Kayaking Category Get ready for some paddle-oarsome dad jokes that will leave you overboard with laughter! Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayak that never sinks? Unsinkable! Why did the kayaker cross the river twice? To get to the other paddle! Salty Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayaker after […]
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