Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dad, and the Hilarious Dad Joke High Alert: Squirrel Monkey What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s always running? A rush hour! Why did the squirrel monkey get a job at the music studio? Because he was a real “bussin’ musician!” Punny Delights Why were the December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid…
Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid of patterns of holes, known as trypophobia, here’s a “hole”-some joke to lighten your mood: Why did the trypophobe get a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because they wanted to face their fears “hole”-heartedly! And if your vibe check reveals a case of trypophobia, here’s another gem: […]
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Dad Jokes: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Daddy Dog Daycare What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that loves to play in the backyard? A lawn molar! Gen X-Paw-nation Why did the Gen X Yorkshire Terrier refuse to use social media? Because it didn’t want to be a Paw-some Millenial! Punny December What do you call a […]
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Knock Your Socks Off with These Dad Jokes! Street Food Shenanigans Why did the hot dog vendor get arrested? Because he kept getting caught with his franks out! What did the grunge band say to the taco stand? “Would you like to Smell Like Bean Spirit?” Punny Delight What part of the vagina is the […]
read moreDad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder…
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated! Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others! Phoebe-buns and December Antics What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns! Why was December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate Stargate Atlantis Jokes What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.” Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed. How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Non-Mainstream Relationship Dept. Why did the hipster couple move to the suburbs? Because they wanted to be non-conformists in a mainstream setting. What do you call a long-distance relationship with a jive talker? A “five-and-dime” relationship. Punny Business What do you call a lymph vessel that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Thyroid Adventure Thyroid Troubles Why don’t people trust thyroids? Because they’re two-faced! What do you call a thyroid that loves disco? A groovy gland! Glottis and December 12th What do you call a glottis that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! Why did December 12th go to the doctor? Because it had a […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Bread Jokes: A Slice of Laughter Bread Joke Why did the bread go to the bank? To get a yeast infection! Bread Joke (Sports Laughs) What do you call a bread that loves to play baseball? A batter-up! Umbriel Pun What do you call a moon that’s in love? An Umbriel-ical! Knock-Knock Joke About Bread […]
read moreThe Art of Dad Jokes: Food for Thought (or Not)…
The Art of Dad Jokes: Food for Thought (or Not) Dad jokes, like fine wine, improve with age… or maybe just get cheesier. Here’s a curated collection of dad jokes that will either tickle your funny bone or make you groan with delight: Dad Jokes about Food – Food for Thoughtless “I’m on a seafood […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Fantasy-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a fantasy lover who’s always bragging? A ranger-over. Why did the fantasy lover cross the road? To Skibidi to the other side! Punny Dad Jokes What do you call an intestine that’s always hungry? A small intestine. What’s […]
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Have a Giggle with These Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes Androgynous Antics What do you call an androgynous golfer? A swing-and-a-missus! Why did the androgynous general lose the battle? Because they couldn’t tell which side they were on! Historical Hysteria Why didn’t the androgynous revolutionary join the Redcoats? Because they couldn’t decide whether to wear a powdered […]
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