Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Wisest Custodian Jokes: Caution, Pun Intended Why are custodians good at basketball? They know how to keep the floor clean! What do you call a Gen X custodian? A “sweeping” Gen! Pun-Derful Pancreas and December 4th What do you call a pancreas that loves music? Puns-creas! Why is December […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments:…
Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of corny humor as we dive into the realm of dad jokes. Matrimonial Mishaps Why did the group marriage fail? Because they couldn’t agree on who was the “honey.” How do you find the forefather of group marriage? You look for the original “homey.” Punny […]
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Spelunking into the Depths of Dad Jokes Spelunking-ly Bad Dad Jokes “Why did the spelunker get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the fork in the cave!” “What do you call a spelunker who’s always in a hurry? A cave escape artist!” FOMO-tastic Spelunking “I’m not going spelunking anymore. I have FOMO about […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Boston Terriers, Bodacious Puns, and More! Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? To get to the other Paw-sitive side! What do you call a Boston Terrier with a special talent? A Bodacious-acious terrier! What did one Venus say to the other Venus on December 3rd? “Hey, it’s our anniversary!” Knock […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some Tail-Wagging Dad Jokes About English Springer Spaniels What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always got its nose in the newspaper? A daily bark-er! Why did the English Springer Spaniel cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty. No Cap Dad Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: Lymph Vessels to Make You Groan Lymph Vessel Jokes: A Pain in the Neck What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always getting clogged? A clogged-up lymphatic! Lymph Vessel Puns: A Pun-derful Diversion What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always on time? A lymph-knaptic! Anus Jokes: A Hole in One […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Sci-Fi, Puns, and Knock-Knock Antics for the Young at Heart Sci-Fi Shenanigans: Sci-Fi Dad Joke: Why did the alien cross the highway? To get to the other planet! Basic Dad Joke: What did the Star Wars fan say when he tripped? “I have a bad feeling about this!” Punny […]
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Dad Jokes: Barkingly Bad to Paw-sitively Hilarious Miniature Schnauzer Jokes Why are Miniature Schnauzers such good masseurs? Because they have kneading claws! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer that’s always practicing yoga? A “paw-sitive” pup! Why did the Miniature Schnauzer cross the gym? To get to the other puppercize! Gyat-Related Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Police Officers, Glow-Ups, and Punny Delights Police Officer Jokes Why did the police officer put his handcuffs on the steering wheel? Because he wanted to “police” the road! What do you call a police officer who glows in the dark? A glow-up cop! Uvula Puns Why was the uvula arrested? Because it […]
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A Treasury of Terribly Good Dad Jokes Fantasy Lover’s Frenzy Why did the fantasy lover get lost? Because they couldn’t find their map on the Skyrim. What do you call a fantasy lover who spends all their time on their computer? A Simp-theon. Punny Delights What do you call a kidney that can’t hold its […]
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Dad Jokes: Kosher Edition Kosher Jokes Why is kosher food so expensive? Because it’s “holier-than-thou!” What do you call a kosher simp? A “matzo pillow!” Punny Jokes What’s Despina doing on December 1st? “De-sembling” (dissembling) her Christmas tree! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock Who’s there? Kosher Kosher who? Kosher this a joke? It’s not very good! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bench Edition Supreme Court Justices: Holder of the Highest Jokes Heard about the Supreme Court Justice who lost his gavel? He had to adjourn because he couldn’t judge! Did you hear about the Cheugy Supreme Court Justice? He still tapes law school lectures to his Walkman. Stomach/November 30th Punny Why did the […]
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Saddle Up for Dad Jokes: Horseback Humor with a Side of Laughs Laugh out Loud with Horseback Humor: Why did the horse get a job at the rodeo? Because it was a real show-off! What do you call a horse that’s always singing? A neigh-borhood karaoke enthusiast! OK Boomer, Get on the Horse: Why did […]
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