Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Standard Poodle Dad Jokes Why did the Standard Poodle cross the road? To get to the other groomer! What do you call a Standard Poodle who’s always broke? A broke-n poodle! Millennial Standard Poodle edition: Why can’t millennial Standard Poodles afford a house? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Bloodbath Bloodlines of Laughter Why are…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Bloodbath Bloodlines of Laughter Why are vampires such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gumshoe! Gen Z Bloodspatter What did the Gen Z vampire say after biting someone? “Sorry, I’m not a Boomer, I’m a Blood-mer!” November 30th: A […]
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Embark on a Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza! Talk Show Shenanigans “Why did the talk show host get kicked out of the zoo? Because he kept interrupting the lions!” “What do you call a talk show host who’s really savage? A ‘Savageologist’!” Anus and November Pun “Why was November 29th worried about getting an anal exam? […]
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DadJokes: Some Bodacious Gems and Game Show Goofs Game Show Jokes What do you call a game show where you have to answer questions about games? A Jeopardy! What’s the best way to win a game show? By having a Bodacious amount of knowledge! Kidney or November 28th Pun What do you call a kidney […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Stellar Dad Jokes and Political Puns Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle as we dive into the realm of dad jokes with a political flavor. Let’s kick things off with a few gems: Political Dad Joke: Why did the politician plant so many trees? Because he wanted to create […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (or Not) Dad Jokes About Teachers “What do you call a teacher who’s always on the move? A mobile educator!” “Why did the teacher get a haircut? Because their students were getting too long!” Dad Jokes About Teachers and Jive “What do you call a teacher who’s […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a lazy gardener? A couch potato!” Basic Dad Jokes “Why are gardeners so good at solving problems? Because they have a green thumb!” Puns for the Punny “What do you call an inflamed lymph node? A swollen gland!” “Why is November 26th a special […]
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Float Not in Dad Joke Waters! Bored at the dock? Let’s get you out on the river, and we’ll float not down the river, but down memory lane… with Dad jokes! Rafting Dad Jokes Why did the rafter get sick? Because he was upchucking the river! What do you call a rafter who’s always gassy? […]
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Prepare Yourself for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Apple Jokes: What do you call an Apple that’s stuck in a tree? A fruity sit-uation! Why did the woke Apple get banned from the orchard? Because it was spreading its seeds of knowledge too freely! Punny Jokes: What do you call a small intestine that’s obsessed […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringiest and Coolest Alternative Relationship Dad Jokes What do you call an alternative couple with no kids? A child-free zone. What do you call a GOAT in an alternative relationship? A spiffy billy goat. Punny Navel/November 25th Joke What do you get when you combine a belly button and a holiday? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes: Pilot Edition What do you call a pilot who can’t fly? A grounded pilot! What’s the difference between a Gen Z pilot and a grandpa pilot? Gen Z pilots use auto-pilot, while grandpa pilots find their way using old maps and a compass! Punny Jokes […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes for Days! Federal Judge Jokes Why did the federal judge get lost? Because he didn’t know where to bench! What do you call a Gen X federal judge? A Gen-X-ecutive! Punny Jokes Why did the lymph vessels form a band? To sing “Pump it Up!” What do you call a […]
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Unleash the Pawesome Power of Dad Jokes Prepare yourself for a blizzard of not-so-punny dad jokes, ranging from groan-worthy to gut-busting. All dog- and dad-lovers, buckle up for this hilarious adventure! Siberian Husky Shenanigans Siberian Husky Dad Joke: Why was the Siberian Husky so cold? Because he was in heat! Peachy-Related Siberian Husky Dad Joke: […]
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Hoppy Dad Jokes: A Haven for Bunny-Loving Punsters Horny Rabbit Hullabaloo Why do horny rabbits get into fights? Because they’re always hopping mad! What do you call a horny rabbit on a rollercoaster? A bunny with a wild hare! Bogus Bunny Business What do you call a horny rabbit that’s full of hot air? Bogus! […]
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