Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye Rollers Get ready to cringe and chuckle with an assortment of dad jokes that will make you question your own sanity. Dad Jokes About Relationships Why did the married couple put their bed in the middle of the road? Because they wanted to sleep together in the center of the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-ishment for Mankind Hobbies What do you call a hobby that’s impossible to quit? A stick. Why did the painter become a savage? He lost his canvas to a saber-toothed tiger. Nose Jokes What do you call a nose that always points north? Rudolph. November 24th Jokes Why is the 24th of […]
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Fly Away with Fun: Dad Jokes for Aviators and All Prepare for take-off with these hilarious dad jokes that will leave you laughing in the aisles: Aerophobia: Fear of Flying Why did the pilot get arrested? Because he was caught flying under the influence of gravity! I’m afraid of flying, but I’m really cool with […]
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Grip Your Gags: Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone Trypophobia: The Joke-opolis Why did the person with trypophobia run away from the bubble wrap? The holes were freaking them out! What do you call trypophobia when you’re trying to relax? Take a chill pill, lotus flower! Punny Paradigms What do you call a […]
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Arachnophobia: The Dad Joke Fiesta Hold on tight, folks! Get ready for a web of dad jokes that will make you laugh until your legs fall off. About Arachnophobia: Why did the spider cross the road? To get to the webbed site! Whatever + Arachnophobia: What do you call a spider that can’t decide where […]
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You’ll Never Guess These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Financial Officer Jokes: Why did the financial officer get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the beans! What do you call a financial officer who loves cool beans? A chilly bean counter! Punny Jokes: What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A yes-tern! (It’s a pun on […]
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Are You Ready for Some Pun-derful Dad Jokes? Dad Jokes about Horticulture What do you call a flower that’s always arguing? A buttercup! What do you call a gardening tool that’s always getting lost? A hoe-kay! What do you get when you cross a rose with a fern? A freshener! Dad Jokes about Horticulture and […]
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Dad Jokes for K-Pop Lovers (and Everyone Else) K-Pop Jokes What do you call a K-pop group that’s always getting into trouble? Big Bang Theory. Why did the Chill fan get lost? Because they couldn’t find their WayV. Puns What do you call a Hyperion that doesn’t like to share? A single-celled organism. What do […]
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Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A Dad’s Best Friend What do you call a sausage that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flopper! (Note: This joke is not recommended for hot dogs since they can’t walk or wear accessories) What do you call a sausage that’s been to space? A far-out […]
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What Not to Say When You’re Ticked Off Bad Dad Joke: What do you call a tick that can’t decide whether to go to the park or the beach? A beach tick! Urban Dad Joke: Why did the tick quit his job as a crossing guard? Because he didn’t want to tick anyone off! Play […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious Relationship Jokes That Challenge the Norm Why did the couple break up? Because they couldn’t stand each other’s “parallel relationships.” What do you call a relationship where one person is always right? Radical! Pun Jokes Why did the musician lose his hearing during the November 22nd concert? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Leave You Stitching! Sewing Needle Jokes – What do you call a needle that can’t sew? A point-less needle! – Did you hear about the seamstress who was always getting into trouble? She kept getting tangled in her own threads! Bae-Related Sewing Joke – Why did the seamstress call her boyfriend Bae? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Ice Cold Jokes About Alaskan Malamutes Why did the Alaskan Malamute get lost on his morning walk? Because he took the wrong paw-th! What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always in a hurry? A road husker! Punny Glands and November Surprises Why does the […]
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Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes: A Literary Assault on Latin America Latin America Edition What do you call a Mexican who always speaks in riddles? A Mexi-sphinx. Why did the Peruvian pirate get lost? Because he couldn’t find his navigator. Naughty Latin American Jokes Why was the Colombian dancer fired? Because she kept dropping her pants. […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Culinary Odyssey into the Weird and Wonderful Avant-garde Cuisine: Dad Jokes for the Discerning Palate Why did the chef at the avant-garde restaurant get fired? Because he couldn’t mousse the point! What do you call a chef who uses only experimental ingredients? A chemist-culinary artist! (Pun intended) Rectum and November 22nd Dad […]
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