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Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You…
Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes About Stargazing Why did the astronomer avoid sugar before stargazing? Because it clouds their (constellation) judgment! What do you call a star that’s always sleepy? A snoozing shooting star! Dad Jokes About Stargazing (Peachy Edition) Why did the peach get […]
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Questionable Dad Jokes: A Medley of Dud-worthy Puns and Groan-inducing Gags Sheikh-y Shenanigans Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other turb-in. What do you call a Sheikh who’s always getting into trouble? A gnar-ly-Sheikh. Holiday Mishaps and Monthly Puns What do you call it when Oberon, King of the Fairies, […]
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Laugh with the Master of Puns: Dad Jokes Galore! Spider Jokes Why did the spider get lost? Because it took a web turn. What do you say to a spider who’s stressing out? Take a chill pill…and relax! Puns What do you get when you cut the trachea? A whisper. Why is December 27th a […]
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Puns and Jokes to Make Your Dad Proud Documentary Dad Jokes Not-So-Great: Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t have a map doc-umentary. Actually Funny: What do you call a documentary about a square? A flat-tery! Io-nal Puns and December 27th Jokes Io Pun: Why did Io get lost in the solar […]
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Dad’s Delectable Delights: A Smorgasbord of Culinary Puns and Quips Classic Cuisine Dad Jokes: What do you get when you cross a chef with a time traveler? A Renaissance pasta! How did the astronaut find his way in the culinary world? He went “far out” and fetched the moon-shine! Far Out Culinary Quips: What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Guide to Hilarious Puns and Groan-Worthy Gems Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes Why don’t fathers like dad jokes? Because they’re groan-ups. Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a dad joke about food? A condiment. Puns What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Where Geckos Rule and Puns Flourish Lizard Jokes What do you call a lizard that’s always in the sun? A lay-zard. Why did the lizard go to the bank? To get its scales weighed. Parenting Puns What do you call a lizard with perfect manners? A rep-tile gentleman. Why are lizards good […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: Apostle and Beyond Apostle-ly Puns Why did Apostle get ghosted? Because it was a ghost apostle! What do you call an Apostle who’s always getting ghosted? A ghost apostle! Charon-ic Puns Why is Charon a good ferryman? Because he knows how to cross the Styx! What do you call Charon on December […]
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Pulmonary Puns and Gut-Busting Dad Jokes on Organs Lungs: The O2 Champs Why are lungs so bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always breathing heavily! What do you call lungs that tell lame jokes? Oxygen-deprived punchlines! Lungs and Stupid Jokes Why did the lungs go to the hospital? Because they were wheezing with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns of Lingerie Why did the man buy his wife lingerie? Because he wanted to see her in a bra-vo performance! What do you call a bra that’s always hungry? A roar-bra! Hair-Raising Holiday Humor What do you call a hair follicle on December 21st? A […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Prankishness Miniature Schnauzer Dad Jokes Why did the Miniature Schnauzer get kicked out of class? Because he was caught chewing on the homework! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer with a degree? A schnau-lar! Punny Rhea or December 20th Jokes Why did the Rhea run away […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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