Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes Sunday School Shenanigans What do you call a Sunday School teacher who talks too much? A psalm reader. What do you call a Sunday School teacher who’s always cold? A chill-dren of God. Punny Business What do you call it when your Eustachian tubes get clogged? […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) What’s the Forecast for Dad Jokes? “What kind of storms brew the best jokes? Thunderstorms!” In the city, the weatherman said there was a 100% chance of dad jokes. He wasn’t cloud-kidding! Tube-rrific Puns How do you clear blocked Eustachian tubes? With de-congestant jokes! December 26th should […]
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Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Roll on the Floor… Literally Greetings, fellow pun-loving dads and aspiring dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a collection of dad jokes that will have you groaning with delight or face-palming with amusement. Interior Design Jokes What do you call a room that’s always arguing? A debate-ing room! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ketchup and Laughter Edition Ketchup Jokes Why did the ketchup get lost? Because it was on a bottle-neck road. What do you call ketchup that’s out of style? Hip-hop. Ketchup and Hip-Hop Pun What do you call a rapper who loves ketchup? An MC Ketchup. December 26th Puns What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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Get Ready to Roll on the Floor with Ba’al Koreh Dad Jokes! Ba’al Koreh, the Bane of Puns Joke: Why did Ba’al Koreh cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, of course! Classic Dad Jokes about Ba’al Koreh Joke: What do you call a Ba’al Koreh with a fake arm? […]
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Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad Jokes Aim to Kill! Section 1: Deathly Puns What do you call a skeleton that’s so scared, it can’t form a body? A de-bone-itated! Section 2: Sports Laughs Why did the baseball player fear the cemetery? Because they were afraid of being caught dead! Section […]
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Dad Jokes: For Your Reading Pleasure or Pain Cabinet Secretary Quips Why did the Secretary of State get lost on the way to the meeting? Because they couldn’t find any diplomatic directions! What’s the Secretary of Defense’s favorite motto? “Prepare for the worst, but hope for the missile.” Workplace Wit What do you call a […]
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Behold the Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza Mysophobia: Fear of Germs What do you call a germophobe who’s afraid of cars? A roadblock! Europa or December 26th Pun Why was Europa so cold on December 26th? Because it was the day after Christmas! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mysophobia. Mysophobia who? I’m a germophobe, and […]
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Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes: What do you call a lazy Saturnian? A ring-dinger! How do Saturnians read the newspaper? They use their ring lights! Saturn-ting Bad Dad Jokes: What do you call a promiscuous Saturnian? A hooker on Saturn’s rings! Why are Saturnians bad dancers? Because they have too […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Gourmet Edition Classic Dad Jokes: Fondue and Fromage What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because it was caught curd-handed! Musical Dad Jokes: Stringing Along the Classics Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know his fretboard from his neck! What […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: From Bad to Hilarious Imam Jokes What do you call an imam who loves to dance? A Skibidi stepper! What’s the difference between an imam and a dance teacher? One leads prayer, while the other leads Skibidi. XD Teeth Why did the teeth go to the dentist? To get some braces! December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Treasury of Groans and Giggles Strip Club Shenanigans Why did the guy get kicked out of the strip club? Because he kept trying to dance with his pants on! What do you call a group of strippers who love wordplay? Wordplay Wonders! Pun-tastic Festivities What do you call the smallest part of […]
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