Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: What do you call a Soul food dish that’s so good, it makes the angels sing? Turkey in the pew! Why don’t they like Soul food at the racetrack? Because the chicken always comes last! Soul Food and Historical Humor: What did Abraham Lincoln say when he […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph Node Jokes What do you call a lymph node that’s always on the go? A “running lymph.” Why did the lymph node cross the road? To get to the adenoid. Basic Dad Joke What’s a lymph node’s favorite animal? A koala-node. Bone Puns What did […]
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Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic What do you call a non-alcoholic party? A dry run! Add another Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic related to Gyat Why did Gyat get banned from the AA meeting? Because he kept bragging about being “sober as a […]
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Hold Your Splines for a Slew of Dad Jokes Get ready for a spleen-tingling experience with these rib-tickling dad jokes! Spleen-tastic Jokes What organ is the most athletic? The spleen, because it plays with your red and white cells! Why did the spleen get lost in Ohio? Because it didn’t have any Buckeyes! Gallbladder/Christmas Shenanigans […]
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Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes That Can’t Be Heart-ed Arterial Antics Why did the left artery break up with the right artery? Because there was a clot between them! Why did the ugly artery get a glow-up? Because it had a bypass surgery! Lymph Node or Christmas Pun-ishment What do you call a lymph node that’s feeling festive? […]
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Dad Jokes Galore! Hey there, dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a knee-slapping adventure filled with groan-inducing and laugh-out-loud funny dad jokes. Deacon Jokes Why did Deacon wear a bulletproof vest to the grocery store? To avoid being “shot” in the checkout line! Why did Deacon get a loan from the bank? To “gas” himself […]
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Prepare for the Punniest Pun-demic: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes and Comedy Why did the comedian get fired? Because his jokes were too flat! What do you call a comedian who’s always late? A procrastinator! Dad Jokes and Brats Why did the bratty kid go to the comedy club? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (But You’ll Secretly Love Them) Pug-ilicious Puns What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A pug-nacious pup! Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other “woof!” Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pug and a dummy? One is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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Dad Jokes: A Saga of Laughter and Groans The 100 Dad Joke Why did Clarke Griffin run out of soda? Because she was too “flame-grilled.” FYP Dad Joke What do you call a Grounder who can’t stop talking? A “For Your Pain” in the neck. Pun Joke Why was the tonsil in trouble? Because it […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Bonanza! Dad Joke Central: Parathyroid Glands Edition What do you call a parathyroid gland that’s always stealing from you? A “parathIEFroid!” Why did the simp’s parathyroid glands get jealous? Because the Simp One took all the attention! Pun-tastic Glottis and December 25th Puns What do you call a glottis that’s […]
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Dad Jokes of the Highest (or Maybe Lowest) Caliber Casual Dining Why did the mozzarella cross the road? To get to the other side… of your pizza! What’s the vibe check at a casual dining restaurant? “How casual-ty can you go?” Europa or Christmas What’s Europa’s favorite holiday? Saturn-alia! Why did Santa get his reindeer […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Aerophobia: Fear of Flying Why did the pilot refuse to fly in December? Because he was afraid of crashing into a sleigh** Why did the woke flyer get banned from the airport? Because he kept protesting the “plane” old way of flying! Heart/Christmas What do you […]
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