Sushi Jokes That Will Make You Roll with Laughter Dad Joke about Sushi: Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he kept making right turns! Sushi Joke Related to Flex: What do you call a sushi roll that’s been working out? A salmon flex! Anus or December 25th Pun Joke: What’s the worst place […]
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Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists…
Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists Frogtastic Dad Jokes Why don’t frogs wear pants? Because they don’t have any pockets to carry their tadpoles! What do you call a frog in a raincoat? A croak-a-dile! What’s cheugy about frogs? Their hopping style is so last season! Pun-derful Play on Words What […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Quad, Slay, and Other Silliness Quad Jokes Why did the quad get in trouble at school? Because it was horsing around! What do you call a slow quad? A lag-wagon. Quad-Slay Jokes Why did the slayer quad slay all the spiders? Because it was a web-wrecker! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why did Leonardo da Vinci always wake up tired? Because he was up all night inventing things! What do you call a celebrity who’s always in a bad mood? Kanye Grumpyest! GOAT Gaffe Why did the GOAT wear sunglasses? So it wouldn’t be recognized by the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny Prior/Prioress Puns What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist. Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir. Ureters/December 24th Pun What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? […]
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Dad Joke Delight: Whippets, Wordplay, and Yucks Whip Me Up a Dad Joke What do you call a whippet that’s always running? A road runner! Politically Incorrect Whippet Puns Why did the whippet get arrested? For jaywalking… in a cross-breed neighborhood! Spinal Cord Pun What did the inmate say when he got out of prison? […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Monkey Business and More Colobus Monkey: A Tail of Bad Jokes What do you call a Colobus monkey that’s always late? A procrastinating primate! Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: The Colobus Way Why is DEI important for Colobus monkeys? Because they need to have a tailorshop to accommodate all their different tail […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Grape Jokes What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “It’s all wine!” Yo mamma’s so clumsy, she stepped on a grape and turned it into a raisin! Muscle and December 24th Jokes What do you call a muscle that won’t stop growing? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? * To get to the other “paw” side! OK Boomer Version: Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”? * Because it was “too short” to understand! Punderful Puns Titania: Why did Titania get lost in […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent Jokes Why did the EMT call the ambulance? Because he needed a second opinion! What do you call an EMT who’s always complaining? A boo-boo-mer! Punny Little Jokes What do you call a small intestine that’s always getting into trouble? A bowel movement. Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Get Ready for the Silliest Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Hear Liver Laughs What do you call a liver that’s always making jokes? A liver-tickler! Why did the Gen Z liver get so mad? Because it couldn’t handle all the “liver-streamers” it had to process! Pun Time What do you call a computer virus that attacks […]
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Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Sternum Jokes: What do you call a sternum that’s not visible? Outta sternum! Knock-knock. Who’s there? Sternum. Sternum who? Sternum’s a bone that keeps your chest protected! Vagina Pun: Why did the vagina cross the road? To get to the other hymen! December 23rd Pun: Why […]
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