Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Seafood Extravaganza Seafood jokes are like ocean puns: they’re both reel-y bad. Yass Seafood Dad Joke: What do you call a fish that’s always on time? A Yass fish! Uvula Pun: What hangs in your throat and can’t sing? Your uvula! December 22nd Pun: Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes Will Make You Laugh All Week! Body: Vegan Dad Jokes: What do you call a vegan who lives in a greenhouse? A vege-tarian! Why did the vegan give up eating lettuce? Because it was “rad”-ish! Palatetorial Dad Joke: Why did the palate enjoy December 22nd? Because it was the “winter solstice!” Vegan […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile) Prior/Prioress Puns What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants! Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!** Galatea/December 22nd Puns What do you call a Galatea who’s always cold? A **Statue of Liberty! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye-Rollers Prior-tastery Why is a Prior like a dude at a party? Because he’s always at the abbey (hanging around)! Dude-licious What do you call a Prior who’s always late? A Dude En-delay! Heart-ful of Puns What do you call a heart that’s full of love on December 22nd? A winter […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes What does a solo polyamorist do for a hobby? Solo dancing. Why did the solo polyamorist get elected to office? Because they had a lot of “represented” relationships. Witty Puns What do you call a belly button that’s a huge fan of the holiday season? […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Beverage Bonanza for All Ages Beverage Bonanza Why did the coffee run away? Because it was hot on its heels! What do you call a soda that’s been in the sun for too long? A sun-soda! Gen Alpha Buzz What do you call a Gen Alpha kid who loves tea? A […]
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Dad Jokes: Larissa, Beans, and Beyond Larissa Jokes Why is Larissa so good at bowling? Because she always strikes out! What do you call a Larissa who loves to cook? A Larissa bean! Phoebe/December 22nd Pun What do Phoebe Buffay and December 22nd have in common? They both have “sis” in them! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: A Comedic Chronicle of Ba’al Haggadah Ba’al Haggadah Humor What kind of party did Ba’al Haggadah throw? A sedar! What did Ba’al Haggadah use to cut the unleavened bread? A matzah-cutter! Highkey Hijinks Why did Ba’al Haggadah make a highkey joke? Because he wanted to be extra! What did Ba’al Haggadah say […]
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Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Nereid What do you call a Nereid who loves to dig? Dig-it-all-is! Why did the Nereid get hired at the construction site? Because she was Dig-it-ally qualified! Pun Jokes Why did the epiglottis get lost on December 22nd? Because it couldn’t remember where it was […]
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Dad Jokes or Dad Groans? The Plains and the Painful Jokes Plains’ Liaisons Why did the plainsman get lost? Because he didn’t have any maps, just No Cap. Lymph-hatic Puns What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always full? A bloated tube. December 22nd Holiday Ho-Ho-Hoax What do you call the day after Christmas […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea become a sculptor? Because she was always shaping up! I heard that Galatea is getting a new flip phone. Catch you on the flip side! Hair Pun What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on the calendar? A December 22nd […]
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Dad Jokes: Candy and Beyond Candy What do you call a candy bar that’s always in trouble? A disorderly conduct. Why did the candy bar lose its job? Because it kept getting licks! Hits Different What do you call a candy that’s changed its tune? A hits different-y bar. Why did the song about candy […]
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