Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes…
Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes Why did the seed cross the road? To get to the other “pod.” What do you call a naughty seed? A “bean” there, done that. Pun Jokes Why are capillaries so important? Because they’re “small” but mighty! What happens on December 21st? The “short”est day […]
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Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Hypothalamus Jokes and More! Hypothalamus Jokes Joke: Why did the hypothalamus go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling a little off-center. Pun Joke: What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always making puns? Answer: A cortical jester. Bronchioles/December 20th Pun Joke Joke: What do you call the smallest bronchiole in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Gimme Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith get lost in the Stargate Atlantis maze? Because they couldn’t find their whey. What do you call a Stargate Atlantis expedition that’s always coughing? A wheeze! Stargate Atlantis Health and Fitness Dad Joke Why did Ronon Dex join […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Lung-Tickling Extravaganza Dad Joke Alert: Lungs Why did the lung get lost? Because it didn’t have any navigators! Dad Joke with a Twist: Lungs and Skibidi Rizz Why did the lung with Skibidi Rizz get in an argument? Because it couldn’t stop wheezing “I got moves, like Jagger!” Nix and December […]
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Paleo Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Tell me a Dad Joke about Paleo: Why did the Paleo dad get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught using his stone axe to cut his steak! Add another Dad Joke about Paleo related to Skibidi: What do you call a Paleo person who loves to […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Laugh Like a Scuba Sea Lion Scuba Dad Jokes: What do you call a scuba diver who can’t stay down long? A bubble-head! Why was the scuba diver so clumsy? Because he was always getting tangled in his wet suit! Historical Humor Dad Joke: What did Christopher Columbus say when he stepped on a sea […]
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What’s So Funny About Overseer and Rizz? Overseer Overseer and the Hilarious Dad Jokes What do you call an Overseer who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-dercover agent! Why did Overseer get banned from the joke club? Because he was always stealing the punchlines! Rizz with the Razzmatazz What’s Rizz’s favorite band? 5 Seconds of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan? Ohioans are boiled in butter, while shrimp are […]
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Dad Jokes: The Meat and Potatoes of Comedy Let’s meat up for some dad jokes! Steak Jokes Why did the steak cross the road? To get to the other side, medium rare! Why was the steak so hard to chew? Because it was dummy hard! Liver/December 20th Jokes What do you call liver that was […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way)? Religious Education Teacher Jokes What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t keep it in their pants? A pious perv! Why did the Religious Education teacher get fired? Because he was caught simping for the students. Punny Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition What do you call a Japanese dish that’s always indecisive? Shoyu-da or shoyu-not-da! Why did the Japanese fisherman get lost on social media? Because he followed the “For Your Page” (FYP) sushi. Sweat Glands or December 20th Pun Why are sweat glands like December 20th? Because they’re […]
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