Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes! What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor! Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen! Simp-ly Delightful Jokes What do you call a guy who […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and…
Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Skin-tastic Jokes Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse? Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! What do you call a person with no skin? Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’! Spine-Chilling Puns What do you call the part of […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Why did the Cylon go to the hardware store? To buy some nuts and bolts. Why did the Viper pilot refuse to eat cereal? Because it was full of bugs! Ghosted Dad Joke: Why are Cylon raiders like bad dates? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Make Your Friends Groan Get ready for a side-splitting fiesta of dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle or cringe (in a good way, of course). MAGA Jokes Reader: What do you call a MAGA supporter who’s lost all their teeth? Dad: A MAGA-denture! Reader: Why did […]
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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I had to marble all the way to the store to get some candy. It’s because I ran out of granite! Oh, you don’t get it? It’s a “rock” solid joke. Cheugy Dad Joke: I’m so old, I remember when sculpting was called “chiseling rock.” Kids […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Paw-some Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Great Pyrenees Dad Jokes: What do you call a Great Pyrenees who’s always late? A “paw-post-pone-er”! Why did the Great Pyrenees cross the road? To get to the other “side-burp”! What do you call a Great Pyrenees that loves snacks? A “fur-nacious snack-o-holic”! Oberon and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Challenge the Status Quo and Tickle Your Funny Bone Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the couple break up? Because they kept taking each other for granite. What do you call a couple that’s always together? Co-de-pend-ance Day. My wife told me I should be more romantic. So I bought her […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dive into the Whimsical World of Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure! Avant-garde Cuisine: A Feast of Peculiar Puns What do you call a cucumber that’s been through a lot? A dill-emma! Why did the Avant-garde chef get lost? They couldn’t find their way around the kitchen maze! Earth and December 19th: Punny Delights What’s the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electronic Edition Dad Joke about Electronic Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Satire-Related Dad Joke What did the computer say to the mouse? “Are you feeling clicked?” Pun Joke What do you call a month that Phoebe loves? Decem-Phoebe-r! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Electronic. […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition Musical-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a musical instrument that can’t play? A rest! Why was the trumpet sad? Because it was in the wrong key! OK Boomer-Related Musical Jokes What do you call a baby boomer who loves musicals? A geezer with a Newsies crush! Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Cure for Cynophobia If you’re afraid of dogs, don’t worry – just do a little “pup” culture to cure your fears! Here are some “paws”itively hilarious dad jokes that will have you howling with laughter: Cynophobia Corner: Why did the dog with no legs cross the road? To get to the […]
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