Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-tastic Gallbladder…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-tastic Gallbladder Groaners Why did the gallbladder get removed? Because it was galling the owner! Why did the Gen Z gallbladder get into trouble? It was caught vaping and using slang like “lit” and “woke.” Pun-derful Puns What do you call a voice that’s always stuck in […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But Also Laugh) Pilates-Related Puns What do you call a Pilates instructor who loves grunge music? A Kurt Shred-Cobain. I just got into Pilates. It’s not very heavy, but I’m doing it every week to keep my body balanced. Hydra Puns and December 18th Jokes Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw Blood Jokes “Why did the vampire get a blood transfusion? Because he was feeling a little anemic!” “What do you call a vegetable that’s been sucked dry by a vampire? Veg out!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate LGBTQ+ Collection LGBTQ+ Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who’s always on the move? A roamer-antic! Why was the lesbian couple arrested? For gay-nanking! Peachy Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who loves peaches? Peachy Keen! Why did the gay couple go to the peach […]
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Get Ready to Groan: A Dad Joke Extravaganza! Gibbon Gibberish: Why did the Gibbon go to college? To learn how to swing from degree to degree. What do you call a Gibbon who’s always telling jokes? A totally apealling comedian. Titanic Puns and Knock-Knocks: Did you hear about the Titanic sinking? It was a catastrophe… […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Fries with Laughter About French Fries Why did the French fry go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fry-ed! What do you call a French fry that’s always in trouble? A French Fry-day! Dad Jokes for Wicked Fans Why did Elphaba eat so many fries? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: Rotten to the Core Fruit-tastic Dad Jokes: What do you call a banana that’s always giving you a hard time? A peel-tantly frustrated banana! Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very peel-y! Bogus Banana Banter: Why was the banana arrested? Because it was framed for being bogus! Rectal […]
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Dad Jokes for Solo Polyamorists Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a solo polyamorist and a narcissist? A narcissist loves themselves. A solo polyamorist loves all of themselves. Why did the solo polyamorist quit Lit? Because they wanted to explore the world of letters. Esophagus/December 18th Pun What do you call a hole […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest, Cheesiest, Yet Hilarious Collection Mystery Dad Jokes Why did the ? disappear? Because it was a mystery! Why did the Squad go to the haunted house? To solve the mystery of the missing cookies! Nose Puns Why is December 18th the most fragrant day of the year? Because it’s “nosey-day”! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Eliciting Groans and Giggles Setting the Mood: A Dad’s Delight Q: What do you call a candle that was used to create a romantic atmosphere? A: A mood lighter Q: Why did the sunglasses get arrested? A: For shading the truth! Pun-derful Humor Q: What did the Eustachian tubes say […]
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Come Hither for a Hoot: Owl-icious and Savage Dad Jokes Owl Jokes What do you call an owl that’s always late? A hoo-ha behind! Why did the savage owl get lost? Because he didn’t know how to navigate hoot-ah! Titania/December 18th Pun What’s the best way to escape the Queen of the Fairies on December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Nervous at Heart Nerves Got You Down? “What do you call a nerve with no skin? A hot wire.” Reach for Your Goals: “What’s the difference between a goal and a dream? A goal is a dream with a deadline that you can’t meet.” Puns for the Pun-ishment: “What […]
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