Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself. Palate/December 17th Pun Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th! Soda Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Journey to Laughter Land Are you…
Dad Jokes Galore: A Journey to Laughter Land Are you ready for a chuckle-fest? Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan and smile at the same time. European Adventures Why did the European traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have a map or GPS…he was on a “rue” mission! What do […]
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Prepare to Roll on the Floor Laughing with Dad’s Mighty Jokes Pancreas Puns: Sweet or Sour? What do you call a pancreas with attitude? A bodacious pancreas! My pancreas was so excited to meet the new pancreas, it couldn’t wait to pancreas! Planetary and Punny What do you get when you put a satellite around […]
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Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun enthusiast who loves surfboards? A tubular shooter!” Pun Intended: From Bronchi […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Crust-a-cean with Laughter Lobster Jokes Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the sea weed! What do you call a lobster that needs to relax? A shellfish! Lobster-Related Chill Pill Joke What do you say to a stressed-out lobster? “Take a chill pill, you’ll be fine!” Nix/December 17th […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan and Roll Your Eyes Activist Jokes Why did the activist get lost in the forest? Because he kept running into red tape! What do you call an activist who’s always protesting? A Sus-pect! Puns on Names What do you call a Russian activist named Larissa? A Larissa-vist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for! What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?) Pun-ishingly Bad […]
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Dad Jokes for the Glassy-Eyed Glassblowing Jokes: Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of blown glass! What do you call a glassblower with low self-esteem? A lowkey glassblower! Puns about Glassblowing, Hyperion, and December 17th: What do you call a glassblower who’s always talking Hyperion? A glass “blow-hard.” Why […]
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Are You Ready for Some Dad Joke Magic? Strip Club Quips What do you call a strip club in a hospital? An ICU! Why did the bouncer at the strip club get fired? Because he kept throwing out all the cool beans. Gallbladder or December 17th Pun What do you call someone with no gall? […]
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Dad Jokes That “Dad”icated Fans Will “Dough” Tired of the same old groan-inducing dad jokes? Fear not, dear readers, for we’ve got a collection of jokes that will keep you laughing and rolling your eyes simultaneously! Corny Dad Jokes That “Wheat” Your Patience Why did the corn get lost? Because it didn’t know where to […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan Meat Jokes Why did the steak go to the doctor? Because it was well done. What do you call a steak that’s perfectly square? A well-cut steak. Punny Jokes Why did Phoebe get stuck in December? Because she forgot the 17th! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian: Why did the Vietnamese guy get a job at the library? …Because he was really good at checking out books! Dad Joke about Southeast Asian and Sip: What do you call a Vietnamese person who loves to drink tea? …A sip-vietnamese! Pun Joke about Penis: […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiast Ethical Non-Monogamy Jokes Why is ethical non-monogamy like a good soup? Because it’s all about sharing and being open with what’s in your bowl. What do you call ethical non-monogamy in the animal kingdom? A harem of happiness. Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes “Catch you […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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