Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
read moreSearch Results for: Puns
Dad Joke Bonanza: Greyhound, December, and More! Greyhound Jokes What…
Dad Joke Bonanza: Greyhound, December, and More! Greyhound Jokes What do you call a Greyhound that’s always ready to race? * A greyhound poodle! What do you call a Greyhound that’s too radical? * A greyt-i-tude! Phoebe or December 16th Pun What do you call December 16th that’s also part of the Friends cast? * […]
read moreWhy You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get…
Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist. Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.” What do […]
read moreDad Joke Delights: Groaningly Good and Laugh-Out-Loud Gems Rap-tastic Dad…
Dad Joke Delights: Groaningly Good and Laugh-Out-Loud Gems Rap-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a rapper who’s always broke? A hip-hop-less. Why did the rapper get a computer science degree? To learn how to write dope beats. Tech and Geek Humor Why did the tech geek get lost in the code? Because he didn’t […]
read moreHow Do You Make a Retail Manager Laugh? – Retail…
How Do You Make a Retail Manager Laugh? Retail Manager Joke: Why was the retail manager so happy? Because he kept making “sales”! Food and Drink Joke: What do you call a retail manager who loves pizza? A “pizza-bilities” manager! Pun Joke: What do you call a retail manager who keeps getting stuck? Epiglottis! Knock-Knock […]
read moreGroan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did…
Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did the howler monkey get a microphone? Because he wanted to make some noise! What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late? A slow-ler monkey! Animal Puns What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A bass-ket case! Umbilicus and December 16th […]
read moreDad Jokes: The Reggae, Pun, and Knock-Knock Edition Reggae Dad…
Dad Jokes: The Reggae, Pun, and Knock-Knock Edition Reggae Dad Jokes Why did the reggae singer get a new guitar strap? Because the old one was out of tune! What do you call a reggae song that’s always out of key? A Jamaican jam jar! Classic Dad Joke Reggae Twist What do you call a […]
read moreDad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum…
Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
read moreJokes for the Ages EU Level Laughs What do you…
Jokes for the Ages EU Level Laughs What do you call a lazy politician in the EU? A Euroslacker! Why did the EU want to join the Olympics? To get the medals for their Eurozone! Sports Laughs What sport do EU officials love to play? Kickball because they’re always kicking the can down the road! […]
read moreDad Jokes: A Collection of Cringe and Comedy for the…
Dad Jokes: A Collection of Cringe and Comedy for the Ages Journalist Dad Jokes Why did the journalist get lost? Because he didn’t follow the directions! What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadline procrastinator! Workplace Wit Why did the journalist’s boss give him a raise? Because his puns were worth it! […]
read moreFeeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why…
Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why did the hipster couple get married? Because they found each other “underground.” What do you call a couple who drives a car but isn’t married? A parallel relationship. Pun-tastic Holidays and Anatomy Why did the lungs get so excited for December 16th? Because it was […]
read moreDad Jokes for the Whole Family Doberman Pinscher Jokes Why…
Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Doberman Pinscher Jokes Why are Doberman Pinschers bad at math? Because they always fall asunder! What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that loves to learn? A pup-il! Oil Gland/December 15th Pun What do oil glands and December 15th have in common? They both produce a slick! Knock-Knock Joke […]
read moreDad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying…
Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying Mantis Jokes: Why did the praying mantis get lost? Because it kept praying for directions! Why do praying mantises make such good comedians? Because they have a natural “praying” ability! Miranda/December 15th Pun: What do you call a month that’s too cold for Miranda? >Decemberrrr! […]
read moreLaugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good:…
Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
read moreDad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dadly Good, and the Ridiculous…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dadly Good, and the Ridiculous Administrative Assistant Jokes Why did the administrative assistant say they were good at organizing? Because they could “handle all the paperwork!” What do you call an administrative assistant who’s always on the grind? A “grind-inistrative” assistant! Skibidi Rizz Jokes What do you call an administrative […]
read more