Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dadly Good, and the Ridiculous Administrative Assistant Jokes Why did the administrative assistant say they were good at organizing? Because they could “handle all the paperwork!” What do you call an administrative assistant who’s always on the grind? A “grind-inistrative” assistant! Skibidi Rizz Jokes What do you call an administrative […]
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Prepare Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes on the Political Scene Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a vote that didn’t go your way? A landslide defeat! Political Jokes Inspired by Nature Why are politicians like trees? Because […]
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Pepper Jokes: Dad Jokes for the Ages What do you call a pepper that’s always in trouble? A hot mess! Historical Pepper Pun: What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware with a load of black pepper? “I cannot tell a lie, I’ve got my pepper spray in my waistcoat!” Uranus or December […]
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Dad Jokes for the Sci-Fi Enthusiast Sci-Fi Dad Jokes Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other dimension. What do you call a droid that’s always out of breath? A wheezy Droid-any! Gyat Space Dad Jokes Why did Gyat get kicked out of the academy? He used too much “foce.” What […]
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Electronic Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Electric Electronics-themed Jokes: What did the electron say to the proton? “Hey dude, stay positive!” Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Electronics in Ohio: What do you call an electronics store in Ohio? A “Buckeye Best Buy!” Earth and December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Degu Jokes Why did the degu run into the street? To get to the other side! Did you hear about the degu who went to the doctor? He was having a hard time chewing his food. Degu and “On God” Jokes What do you call a degu who’s […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild: A Rollercoaster of Cringe and Chuckles Administrative Assistant Antics Why did the Administrative Assistant get a glow-up? To become an administrative glow-stick! What do you call an Administrative Assistant with an affinity for the outdoors? A glow-up girl! Punning Around Why did the vagina blush? Because it saw December 15th on […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes about Nix and More Nix Jokes: Why is Nix so difficult to climb? Because it’s dummy hard! What do you call a Nix that’s always making mistakes? A Nix-up! Titan/December 15th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 15th? A Sagittarius! Nix Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nix. Nix […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Quran Jokes Why couldn’t the Quran get a job? Because it wasn’t a simp! What did the Quran say to the simp? “Don’t give away your heart too easily!” Tongue-Twister Joke How do you make a tongue-tied December 15th speech? You stick your tongue out and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes that’ll Leave You Craving More Classic Cuisine-Themed Quips What do you get when you cross a chef and a ghost? A Ghosted Cordon Bleu! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he was caught seasoning the crime scene! Triton Tastic and December Punderful Why does Triton only drive hybrid cars? Because he wants […]
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Top-Notch Dad Jokes: Laugh Out Loud or Groan Out Loud Dad Jokes about Pop Culture Why did the dad join a Star Wars fan club? Because he wanted to be a Jedi for his kids! What’s Patrick Swayze’s favorite brand of popcorn? Ghost Poppers! Dad Jokes about Salty Pop Culture Why was Salty banned from […]
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Fear Not, We’ve Got the Best Dad Jokes for Your Funny Bone! Bacteriophobia Blues Why are people with Bacteriophobia (fear of bacteria) so cool? Because they’re germ-i-nal! What’s the worst type of bacteria? Flex-ibacteria! Bronchial Pun-ishment What do you call a bronchus that’s always getting into trouble? A bronchi-al delinquent! December 14th Delight Why is […]
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Knock! Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Sibling Rivalry Riffs “Why did the brother hide his snacks from his sister?” “Because he wanted to keep them his ‘cereal’ secret!” “What do you call a brother and sister who love to eat together?” “Chip buddies!” Ear-tastic Pun “What did the left ear say to the right ear?” “Between […]
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