Knock Knock: The Dad Joke Extravaganza for the Whole Family Rottweiler Riddles Why did the Rottweiler get lost? *Because he didn’t have a collar! What do you call a Rottweiler that can take down a dragon? *A Slay Rott! Skin and December 14th Puns What do you call a drummer with no skin? *A bonehead! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Pharmacy Blues Pharmacist Jokes: “Why do pharmacists make such good detectives? Because they’re experts at tracking down pills!” “What do you call a pharmacist with a goat? A GOAT!” Europa and December 14th Jokes: “What do you call a satellite that makes catchy tunes? Europa’s got rhythm!” “What’s the […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Collection of Comforting Comedy Nonsense Comfort Food Jokes Why is soup such a good comfort food? Because it’s “soul”-soothing! What do you call a hug from a warm blanket? A “comfort food” wrap! Stupid Jokes What do you call a stupid joke that makes you hungry? A “comfort food” joke! Pun […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Title: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Prophet-ly Groan Prophet Jokes Why did the Prophet get upset? Because he was for-seen! What do you call a Millennial Prophet? A Hashtag Prophet! Muscle and December 14th Puns Why are muscles so handy? Because they work hard and never biceps out on you! What is December 14th […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Knock Your Socks Off with These Dad Jokes! Street Food Shenanigans Why did the hot dog vendor get arrested? Because he kept getting caught with his franks out! What did the grunge band say to the taco stand? “Would you like to Smell Like Bean Spirit?” Punny Delight What part of the vagina is the […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Larynx Laughs Why did the larynx lose its voice? Because it had a sore throat! What do you call a larynx that loves vegetables? A veg-out-ary gland! Small Intestine Surprise What do you call a small intestine that’s always causing trouble? A duodenum-head! December 13th Puns What […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches, and Puns Parish Secretary Punchlines Why did the parish secretary hug the copier? – Because it needed a little toner! What do you call a parish secretary who loves the color peachy? – Peachy keen! Ganymede/December 13th Pun-derful Why is Ganymede the only moon with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Quencher for Your Thirsty Brain Juice-y Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s a little too sweet? A-soda-licious! Why did the orange juice blush? Because it was totally pulped! Earth-Shattering Puns What do you get when you combine Earth with December 13th? A merry Earthquake! Knock-knock on Juice’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder get in trouble? Because it couldn’t hold it in any longer! What do you call a bladder that’s always leaking? A wicked bladder! Bone Jokes What do you get when you cross a dog with a mathematician? An A-bone-imation! Why didn’t […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Dad Jokes: A Literary Journey Through Europe Euro-pean Jokes What do you call a European citizen who won’t stop singing? A Yodeline! Why are European trees so tall? Because they’re EU-calyptus trees! Literary-pean Jokes What do you get when you cross a British novelist with a European Union official? A Brexit-ualist! Which European author is […]
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Dad Jokes: Adrenalized and On Fleek Adrenaline-pumping Dad Joke: What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always under pressure? A gland-stone! On Fleek Adrenal Joke: My adrenal glands are so on fleek, they’re practically trending #AdrenalineGang. Sweat Pore Pun: Why did the sweat pore go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little […]
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Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season Dim Jokes About Deimos Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas! What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick! Deimos and the Turnt Crowd Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t […]
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