Calling All Dad Jokers! Gather ’round, pun masters and joke-slinging dads! We’ve got a lake-load of funny quips that’ll make you groan and giggle. Lake Jokes Why did the fisherman get lost at Lake Erie? Because he took the wrong pier! What do you call a lake that’s always in basic training? A BASIC lake! […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder…
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world? Vincent van Gogh! (Get it? Vincent Van […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good! Relationships: Against the Norm Why did the relationship between the coffee and the sugar end? Because they didn’t dissolve their differences. What do you call a relationship that starts out with a lot of fanfare but ends up falling flat? A tubular disaster. Bron-chial Jokes Why did the bronchioles […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Prepare to Groan and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Every Occassion Horror-ble Puns What do you call a ghost with no legs? A sheet. Take a chill pill… before the ice cream truck arrives. Brain-y Puns What do you call a zombie who asks riddles? A brain teaser. Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Forget Your Name Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why are people with gamophobia like ninjas? Because they’re always running from matrimony. Dad: “Son, I’m worried about you. You’re 30 and still not married.” Son: “Dad, I have gamophobia.” Dad: “That’s nothing to be married about.” Lymph Nodes or December 12th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Good Mission Impossible Dad Jokes *Why did the mission director get a promotion? Because he was the best at leading the mission! *What do you call a mission director who’s always suspicious? An im-sus-tor! Puns Galore *What’s the best part of eating a palate? The taste bud! *Why was December […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes Yoga Jokes Why was the yogi afraid of doing downward dog? Because he thought he’d fall on his…bottom! Gen Alpha yoga is all about “zen-scrolling” and “namaste-selfies.” Pun Jokes What do you call a hemorrhoid with a bad attitude? A “pain in the a**hole.” December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Reptile Ruminations Why did the lizard wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to look cool! What do you call a lizard that’s always lowkey? A lizard lowkey down. Astronomical Alliterations Venus buzzes better than a thousand bees. On December 12th, do they celebrate Leo’s birthday? Lizardly Laughs Knock, Knock. […]
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Hold On Tight for These Hillarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Mountaineering Edition Why did the mountaineer wear suspenders? To keep his pants up! Cool Beans Dad Joke Why did the cool beans shiver? Because they saw the mountain! Bone-Chilling Pun What do you call a skeleton who loves winter? Jack Frost! Knock-Knock Mountain Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Musical Extravaganza Melodious Dad Joke Why don’t musicians like fractions? Because they can’t stand 8va! Highkey Dad Joke What do you call a musical note that’s always on the run? A high-key-way! Hair Follicle Pun What do you call a bald musician? A smooth player. Musical Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alto. […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Head of State Humor What do you call a president who’s always talking about how great he is? Head of his own hype! Why did the Head of State wear a baseball cap? Because he wanted to make a “no cap” statement. Celestial Puns […]
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Dad Joke Express: All Aboard for Hilarity! If you’re the kind of person who loves a good dad joke, then you’re in the right place. We’ve got a trainload of terrible puns, groan-worthy one-liners, and the occasional gem that will actually make you laugh. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! Conductor Jokes Why […]
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Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate Stargate Atlantis Jokes What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.” Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed. How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” […]
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